Friday, November 12, 2010

The man in the bedroom closet

A likely Story

A likely story

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, sex and more sex; my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away, over 45 cents ?!?!?"
Tom Mann
11/12/2010 09:15:00 PM 3 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Mom, Don't be foolish. She plans to keep everything but the man in business..man. And maybe get some of the 45cents back.

Divorce works that way!

A Mudgeon from Texas

11/13/10, 1:32 AM
DougM said...

She sounds like a lot of guys.
You know, willing to throw it all away for a little pus... uhm, you know.

11/13/10, 3:41 PM
Anonymous said...

So Jeff's not Jewish? I don't get it? Vat ah ve all accountants now, oye vey.

11/13/10, 5:24 PM

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