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Saturday, December 18, 2010
12 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Butt crack?
MAJ Mike -
12/18/10, 12:31 PM
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Firehand said...
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Butt CLEAVAGE, man, keep your terminology right!
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12/18/10, 1:24 PM
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Anonymous said...
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firehand must work for the gummint. branding something lesser as something more.
You always get the tail end... -
12/18/10, 1:44 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"Government Trick", the government makes it look like you are going to gets breasts and milk but you end up getting the shit end of the deal.
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12/18/10, 1:49 PM
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Helly said...
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When do we get to the bad part?
I'll tell you about a real gov trick. How about being called for jury duty during Christmas week, canceling a visit to Sarasota, and then being told the litigants settled. -
12/18/10, 2:33 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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You get called for jury duty for a specific case in Vermont? Jury duty here is being in a pool for one week; you might never get picked, or get a new trial every day.
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12/18/10, 3:15 PM
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CDR J said...
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Best way to get off jury duty on a criminal case is to say that you always believe a policeman's word, because he would never lie, and the defendant will always lie.
Best way to get off a civil jury trial is to say that litigation is way out of control, and that you read legal blogs like overlawyered.com all the time. -
12/18/10, 3:55 PM
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Anonymous said...
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What about getting out of a Grand Jury?
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12/18/10, 4:03 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Alternatively, just turn up in an Armani suit. Works every time.
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12/18/10, 5:18 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Just ask if you'll be off each day in time to listen to Rush.
Tim -
12/18/10, 5:24 PM
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DaveInFla said...
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Wanna get out of jury duty? You are a FIRM believer in jury nullification...
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12/18/10, 6:01 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Remember if you are a defendant your fate will be decided by a bunch of people too stupid to get out of jury duty.
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12/19/10, 5:51 AM
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