New Hampshire

New Hampshire's new motto: 'Live politely or die'

“ Thus, the statute covers, among other things, Several blog posts using “offensively coarse language” about a local politician, businessman, activist, professor, and so on said with a “purpose to annoy” the subject or his friends. Several blog posts or alternative newspaper articles using “offensively coarse language” about a race, religion, or political movement said with a “purpose to annoy” members of the group. Several facebook posts or chat room messages using “offensively coarse language” to condemn an ex-lover who has, say, cheated on the author (or otherwise allegedly mistreated the author), said with a “purpose to annoy” the ex-lover. Several facebook posts using “offensively coarse language” to condemn some service provider — lawyer, doctor, plumber, or what have you — for that provider’s alleged mistreatment or poor service, said with a “purpose to annoy” the service provider. Eugene Volokh

Repeat 100 Times: It will be an offense against the Republic, and the Constitution, not to hang these New Hampshire MFCS by their MFCS necks.  Or slash their MFCS tires (for pacifists).