Sunday, March 07, 2010

Obama the Putz

Obama caught- lip syncs speech

What? You think he voted for Bush?

Mullah Haw-Haw
 The American-born spokesman for al-Qaida has been arrested by Pakistani intelligence officers in the southern city of Karachi.  Open and shut case that he share  Lord Haw Haw's  fate, wot?

A nice city tank

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Because you owe it to your family
Boned Jello

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Boned Jello
A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows. The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph.

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SNL Spoofs Obamacare


Animals for 100 Alex

They don't bury things in Zimbabwe

This, my dear, is hungry

Last week MoSup challenged my statement that nobody in this country knows what hunger is.  No adult, anyway.  I stand by that.

handcuffed coffee?

In Passing

In passing
I found 3 things only you will know tomorrow

1) I participated in my first Tea Party on December 16th 2007.
One common thread throughout every Tea Party I’ve attended is a demand for our elected leaders to follow the Constitution and Bill of Rights.

2) Just for the record, the Pentagon shooter was a registered Democrat
Liberal bloggers and the Christian Science Monitor paint Pentagon shooter, a 9/11 Truther and registered Democrat, as a "right wing terrorist."

3) I want you to kill me if I ever become Dylan Ratigan

4) Ruminations
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

5) Barack Obama has called an "entrepreneurship summit" with the Muslim world.
I have a question: What could Barack Obama or anybody in his administration teach about entrepreneurship?

6) Ultimate WMD: laser mosquito zapper
Including mosquito laser shootdown video *shudder*
7) Does this plane remind you of anything today?
via Thor

8) Poll: voters would be less likely to vote for pro-life Democrats
... if they vote for Obamacare without the Stupak amendment.