Monday, May 17, 2010

Not a Muslim Limosine


Boned Jello

This is a captured “dump truck” from Gaza.

The truck is set up to fire Kasem rockets and then drive off innocently.

The note pasted on the driver’s door says: "In case of traffic violations, please contact The Palestinian Authority.”

The Israelis have evidence of ambulances and emergency vehicles set up the same way.
Tim W
This Whole Thing Blows


Escape From ...

Boned Jello

I am again reminded, by this, of a tale from the Great Depression era (soon to be called "GD One").  A popular magazine, which name escapes me, ran a cash prize contest which were all the rage during those bleak times.  Readers were asked to submit their solution to how a Tom Swiftian character, perhaps Tom himself?, escapes from this dilemma. My concoction is faithful in substance to the original.

"Tom has fallen into arch-enemy Andy Foger's trap, a nearly bottomless pit with sheer walls. He has no rope, no tools, and his only clothing , his underpants, got snagged and were ripped off as he fell.  A cursory examination reveals that the walls contain no  crevices with which to gain purchase, and are studded with  razor blades anyway.  A green noxious, heavier-than-air gas, which Tom recognizes as deadly, seeps from below, and is now at waist level.  Etc. Etc."

The prize was a generous $100, and elicited thousands of responses, some several dozen pages long.  The winning entry, however, contained but six words.

In a Flash, Tom was out!

Now that the Administration is losing support from one of the triumvirate groups comprising the Donk's "Axis of Schlecht" (with Blacks and unions),  they are scrambling to get out of that hole in this election season. On Thursday Rahm Emanuel told a group of rabbis, "We screwed up."  The Obama administration has “screwed up the messaging” about its support for Israel over the past 14 months. 

"Messaging?"  For  14 months?"

In a flash?  Probably. 


Why Massachusetts has no illegals

“.... it is not
illegal to be illegal
in Massachusetts.”

Martha Coakley

Wow, that was easy.