Thursday, September 30, 2010

Patty Murry's Stupid Mouth

Patty Murray's Mouf

Patty Murray's Mouth

Ooh-ooh Butch! Here's more fun.  I have only ever described three people as the dumbest senator (since Carol Mosley Braun), and one of them is Patty Murray (Jay Rockefeller and Barbara Boxer).  I am tickled pink that Ann Coulter feels the same way about PATTY MURRAY: THE STUPIDEST PERSON IN AMERICA
  • "When I was growing up, the big fear in my life was the nuclear war. I remember second- and third-grade teachers giving us skills to deal with it, if that big alarm goes off, which was 'Hide under your desk.' Would that do any good? I don't know. But as a child, that gives you a feeling there's something to do beyond panic. Today the biggest fear our kids live with is whether ... the kid beside them has a gun. We have to give them skills so they feel confident to deal with it."

  • With amazing understatement, one of Murray's Democratic colleagues in the state senate told The Seattle Times in 1992: "She just doesn't strike you as somebody who's been reading The New York Times every day for the past five years."

  • "He's (bin Laden) been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. He's made their lives better."

  • True, Murray is a mom. You could also describe Hitler as a "war veteran and painter," but I think the more salient fact is that he was a German dictator.
Unlike democrat partisans who call stupid any conservative  they fear will run for president, we conservatives are generally honest with our assessments.  It's really between her and Boxer for stupidest, and since Murray voted for Murray, and Boxer didn't, Murray wins.

Ginns: D'OH!

TAPPER: Wouldn't there have to be a bill that Republicans are threatening to block or blocking before anything is being held hostage?

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs

I have to say that ABC's Jake Tapper is among the better legacy media guys out there.  Why ABC decided to go with that snooty suicide bomber wannabe  کریستیان امانپور  over Tapper is prolly a question they're asking themselves (ratings plummet).  Anyway, here's Tapper with Obama court jester Robert Gibbs.

TAPPER:  David Axelrod said something that the president has been saying for a long time, which is that Republicans are holding the middle-class tax cuts hostage.  I understand it, Democrats haven't introduced a bill in the Senate, and the Republicans have.  Wouldn't there have to be a bill that Republicans are threatening to block or blocking before anything is being held hostage?
GIBBS:  I don't know what bills have been introduced in the Senate.  Obviously, I think the -- the posture of -- I don't think the bill would have to be the existence of -- I mean, I think their rhetoric alone, from Senator McConnell and others, have been that the price of -- there's a $700 billion price tag on moving forward on the tax cuts for the middle class.  That's the tax cuts for the wealthy.
TAPPER:  So there doesn't have to be an actual...
Yes, pissant.

Play Melancholy Baby

And before 8 Trax there was ...

Boned Jello

This is a c. 1957 De Soto with a Columbia phonograph.  Looks like an after market deal, but was factory installed.  Had I known about this in 1958 when pop bought our Plymouth Savoy, I'd have pestered the hell out of him.  I know his answer; "record will skip."  It did too. What were they thinking?  This picture from the Chrysler museum.

The Royal Society:Prince, Ted Turner , not very bright

Royal Society Bows To
Climate Change Sceptics

The Royal Society is publishing a new document today after a rebellion by more than 40 of its fellows who questioned mankind’s contribution to rising temperatures.
Ted Turner, Buzz your attendant

Boned Jello

It's bollocks up again Chuck.

Fastet Lawnmower to best boob holders


Juice and mary both represent a vast number of Americans who simply cannot wallow in the day-to-day shenannigans of the filthy left, and seek solace in the pleasantly mundane.  The video is from mary, this from Juice. Thanks, I needed them.

As long as you're on a ladies undies kick lately, thought you may want to see this one.  Unless, you've already seen it. :)

What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's store and shyly walked up to a woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Boned Jello
"Type?"', inquires the man. "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.  "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. 

The sales lady replied,  "'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.  Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled the man asked about the differences between them and the sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple.  The Catholic type supports the masses;  the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;  the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra Sizes?  If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

BTW, they forgot the German bra,

What rumor?

With Barack Obama heading towards his first Mid-term as president, concerns are developing among his core constituents.
Finding love in all the wrong places

DIY Gadgets

13 Mad Scientist Devices
You Can Build at Home

Boned Jello
*Plans for weight disgronificator. not included

Mary Maxwell

A Geezer's Prayer

Mike & Sarah

Anonymous Donations

Correcting the Record on Tet, and more

Daddy, did you spend the war
shoveling s**t in Louisiana?

I can't call mine a one man mission, because there are legions of us pissed off  by erstwhile dope smoking hippies turned academics, who've  manhandled the truth about the anti-war 60's-70's. To wax poetic, I am a thread in that particular bolt of American tapestry.  I went  from student to soldier, to student again, to husband and father toiling in the work force.  I lived in five states from Colorado to Maryland.  I know that the American people wanted Lyndon Johnson to bomb the rice field dikes in North Vietnam, sending it into economic ruin for a generation; and  turning Ho's insurgents into an army of cup holding beggars.  I know there was a prevailing sentiment  for the gummint to flood the hippie drug market with cyanide laced heroin and poisoned pot.  I know that Americans thought  Archie Bunker was "the man," and Meathead a despicable liberal turd.  I know the public wanted arrested hippie protesters hauled to DC Stadium where wild animals would eat them.  I experienced the visceral anger over networks shilling for the peaceniks on the evening "news." I know that the public wanted Jane Fonda hanged, and draft evaders jailed. Was there anyone (who bathed that week) who didn't want Walter Cronkite fired for his post-Tet "we lost" statement?"  I never met them.  I was in the majority. The way majority.  Which is why The Truth about Vietnam: Correcting the Record on Tet gives me a nuclear boner.