TSA STICKERS

Frank & Evvy

Jummy Death Watch

Carter: Said Something Yesterday but Nobody Was Listening - So Did he Really Say It?  I Know, It Had to Be Something Insanely Stupid Anyway.

Nice Gun

“ ... when the comedy stops, the riots begin.” - Vanderleun

Working out of the basement

Unionized TSA - Oh Goody

TSA Unionization: A $30 Million Annual Gift to Union Bosses Another reward for union bosses; another slap in the face for Americans.

“ In a significant victory for federal employee unions, the Federal Labor Relations Authority decided Friday that Transportation Security Administration staffers will be allowed to vote on union representation. The decision clears the way for a campaign by the government’s two largest labor organizations, the American Federation of Government Employees and the National Treasury Employees Union, to represent some 50,000 transportation security officers. Maybe the best thing the freshmen class can do while they're familiarizing themselves,  is to use that access to machine gun every democrat on Capitol Hill.  In January  they can hold hearings on whether they exceeded their authority.  That's right.  This is a war, and wars are fought no holds barred. Or should, and used to be. I mean all this in the good way of course.

Food Porn and Machine Bukake at its best

Season Finale Fun

Creme Fraiche Tags: SOUTH PARKRandy Marsh,Sharon Marsh,more... Creme Fraiche Tags: SOUTH PARKRandy Marsh,Sharon Marsh,more... Two clips from South Park season finale Creme Fraiche.  Randy's addiction to Food Channel porn leads Sharon to use the Shake Weight to make herself more attractive.  Parody at its very best.  Caution: liberal use of the filthiest language imaginable, and simulated bukake may make this NSFW. Full episode here.  God forgive me, but I love this show.

A real pouf piece

NEWS FROM THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE $#!% Joe Biden Says Can he raise the rafters like his boss? No. But nobody can flat-out talk like Joe Biden. And these days, everybody's listening

Fasten the chinstrap on the provided tin-foil hat, and join us as we descend into a nether world where columnists like Lisa DePaulo at GQ routinely ask Joe Biden questions like: “ So how is it that the Great Orator and the Great Talker—two of the best communicators we've ever had running the country—can't seem to deliver their message? The two major things you've done, you and the president, health care and the stimulus, are both successes. Yep. So how come you can't get that across? Do you think the perception of the president as aloof and not caring is a bad rap? I watch this guy; I have lunch with him every single week. We sit for an hour alone, and there's nothing on our agenda, just the two of us. I spend—when we're both in town? I spend three, five, six hours a day with him, I mean literally. Really? So what is it? I think what it is, is he's so brilliant. He is an intellectual. I want to talk about your "gaffes." I sometimes wish the president made some gaffes. So how do you feel? So the lowest point this year? Well, uh, I really haven't had a point where there's been a low point, where it seemed like, "Oh God." Well, you lost your mom. [I did not make this up]

15 Minutes of Fame - later at home

“Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” Andy Warhol

Best of Coulter # 1273

25 Best Ann Coulter Quotes About Liberals

“ 24) It's the famous liberal two-step: First screw something up, then claim that it's screwed up because there's not enough government oversight (it's the free market run wild!), and then step in and really screw it up in the name of "reform."    21) Liberals never, ever drop a heinous idea; they just change the name. "Abortion" becomes "choice," "communist" becomes "progressive," "communist dictatorship" becomes "people's democratic republic" and "Nikita Khrushchev" becomes "Barack Obama."    18) Liberals don't believe there is such a thing as "fact" or "truth." Everything is a struggle for power between rival doctrines.     14) If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have "racist," "fascist," "homophobe," "ugly," and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of "dumb" would nearly cripple them.     2) Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition. [MORE] FREE SAMPLES Der Cuzzin Ricky

‘Gray Lady Down,' Do not resuscitate

The New York Times On a Roll “... the Don Drapers of the Democratic Party”

“ Most recently, the paper’s antagonism and mischaracterizations of the Tea Party movement contributed to the midterm “shellacking” of the Democratic Party. If it can be said, as I did in a piece for Real Clear Politics, that the Obama administration outsourced  health-care reform to an out-of-touch Congress, it could also be said that it outsourced its broader public relations effort to the Times, as well as MSNBC and Comedy Central — the Don Drapers of the Democratic Party, if you will. -  Ten questions with ‘Gray Lady Down’ author William McGowan  In observing that "For better or worse, the Times is still central to our policy debates, our national conversation and whatever common culture we have left," McGowan, almost as an aside, highlights the paper's central role in the Balkanization of this Republic.  The paper deserves execution.