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Our
good friend Stinky Weingarten came home last week to find his house
burnt to the ground. Stinky is a great artist, but a lousy
businessman; he forgot to send his home insurance payment and finds
himself quite homeless as a result.
We are writing you as his loyal friends who now or in the past earned
an income of $1,000,000 per year or more. We are willing to do our fair share
to get Stinky back on his feet; and are asking that you levy a special
tax on the many who, although also filthy rich, will not chip in unless
they're forced to. Maybe a special act of congress? How about the
Executive Order thing?
Sincerely, Ben, Jerry, et. al.
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