My Eyes! My Eyes!

I actually choked on a biscuit here.  I'm genuinley surprised that Zsa Zsa is still alive.  Let me guess.  Her husband is 32; she's 103.  Accident.  Right.

Eat Cake

toilet with perfume, massage and music. Sheesh.

Stop the Madness

In the past 10 days we've had to replace our: refrigerator freezer dishwasher a rotted-out main drain pipe (can you spell plumber) But that's not what I'm wanting to tell you.  Let's focus on what I'm looking for in an appliance, like the dishwasher. Yes, I've been here before, but who remembers.  The only control I want is a "wash" switch. That's all. .  Fill it up, add some dishwasher detergent, flip the "on" switch, read a book.  We've had about six of them during our married life, and never once did we want or ask for a sensor to examine rinse water dirt level.  We never once used "rinse and hold."   I'd be willing to pay the same price to buy a 100% mechanical washer (none exist). Over its considerately extended service life, my repair costs would be approximately zero. And face it, this unnecessary high tech, high maintenance gadgetry being shoved down our throats is why we have the government we have.  Now, our blind acceptance  has led to THIS!

Standing Pat

Seasons Greetings peace on earth; good will towards men

After going to confession Saturday, the priest gave me a 40 rosary penance, and made me promise not to read or watch anything political until after Christmas.  That, so I can celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday in a spirit of fellowship and good will towards men.  I have slipped few times.  Had good intentions, just like I did as a kid with Pat Szatkowski and the  impure thoughts thing.  This time I mean it though.  I will not spend a minute more dwelling on those filthy democrat cocksuckers until after Christmas.  I wonder what Pat Szatkowski looks like today? No, I really don't want to know; the one I have in my head has aged pretty good.

START- jerking off

Democrats-Obama-Kerry-Russia-Treaty.  Run for the freaking hills

“ "Today's bipartisan vote clears a significant hurdle in the Senate," said Sen. John Kerry, Massachusetts Democrat and chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. "We are on the brink of writing the next chapter in the 40-year history of wrestling with the threat of nuclear weapons. We've spent months building toward this moment." ”

Can I say it?  John Kerry is a dipshit on a par with, possibly exceeding,  Al Gore's dipshittiness.  He has been a clear and present danger to the United States from pretty much the day he was born.  Let's review. Every tinhorn dictator in the world has nukes.  Delivery systems are for sale cheap by the Sung Il family, The Soviet Union (Putin and Mededev ) have played Obama for the fool in every dealing he's had with them, just as the Russians have every Democrat president since FDR.  This is different? Did I mention this is John Kerry's initiative? That's it.  All anyone needs to know.  Democrats-Obama-Kerry-Russia.  Run for the freaking hills.  Oh yeah, the list of usual enablers: Over the past three days, more than nine Republican senators announced that they would vote to ratify the treaty. They include both Republican senators from Maine, Sens. Olympia J. Snowe and Susan Collins; both Republican senators from Tennessee, Sens. Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander; and Sen. Scott Brown of Massachusetts.Other Republicans who have said they will vote for the treaty are Sens. George V. Voinovich of Ohio, Johnny Isakson of Georgia, Robert F. Bennett of Utah and Richard G. Lugar of Indiana.