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Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Buggy Vultures

The thing is, I wouldn't be surprised to find that it was a surveillance bird. Except the Mossad would first send two dummy vultures before commencing the real deal.

Rodger the Real King of France 1/04/2011 05:12:00 PM 12 Comments

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...: Islam! Boldly marching into the tenth century!!

Obviously, the undercover vulture was the subject of migratory bird studies. Ignorant bastards of a barbaric faith.

Brigadier Major mike; 1/4/11, 6:39 PM
BobG said...: Was it a Jewish vulture?; 1/4/11, 7:00 PM
Anonymous said...: No, but I'm told that the sharks in the Gulf of Aqaba are.

Brigadier Major Mike; 1/4/11, 8:53 PM
toadold said...: Welll shark meat isn't Kosher so would the Israelies have a problem implanting the control chips, the laser, and the gps system?
For some reason I can't get that Mack the Knife song out of my head.; 1/4/11, 9:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Were either the vulture or any of the sharks circumcised?

Brigadier Major Mike; 1/4/11, 10:52 PM
Guy S said...: Brigadier Major Mike, have you ever tried to give a bris to a shark? Let me tell you, it isn't a pretty sight!; 1/4/11, 11:21 PM
SFAOV Sgsaur said...: I'd say that any Rabbi who tried to do so was one badazz Mohel.; 1/5/11, 2:05 AM
Anonymous said...: @Guy S -- No, I'm an evangelical Anglican. We let the baby's physican do it. The up side is that the baby doesn't remember, the down side is no party.

Brigadier Major Mike; 1/5/11, 6:48 AM
Chuck Martel said...: How did the Saudis manage to catch the vulture?; 1/5/11, 8:33 AM
SFAOV Sgsaur said...: It couldn't fly on Saturday.; 1/5/11, 10:33 AM
toadold said...: Well there where two stout and manly Arab lads argung about who was going to go first and who was going to hold up the dead goat that they found when the vulture got tired of waiting.....; 1/5/11, 10:39 AM
Chuckles said...: Bird Tags

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated:

Wash. Biol. Surv.

until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

"Dear Sirs:

While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you, it was horrible."

The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.; 1/6/11, 3:17 PM

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Buggy Vultures

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