Wednesday, January 26, 2011

THE FBI STORY

SOLVED!
  The Secret File on J. Edgar Hoover
    

02.09.1993 (60 min)

For nearly 50 years, FBI director J. Edgar Hoover amassed secret files on America's most prominent figures, files he used to smear and control presidents and politicians. Frontline reveals how Hoover's own secret life left him open to blackmail by the Mafia and offers a startling new explanation why the FBI allowed the mob to operate unchallenged for over two decades.
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Some of my best thinking comes in the morning. While I'm showering, and trying to keep my after-sex cigarette lit.   It just happens.  Unrelated brainal data fuses. I know that when Liberals get really upset about something - I mean REALLY upset, it's because they feel threatened with exposure. So, just now, this.  Understand, it flashed by in a billionth of a nanosecond, so it's way distilled.  It will take you several months to check all this stuff in depth, so you are better off just accepting my insight.  Begin, 1950's.
  • Media constantly complaining that Hoover spends all his time on American communists, and none on the real threat, organized crime.
  • Hoover dies.
  • Just inaugurated Clinton fires FBI Director a day before a scheduled raid in Arkansas is scheduled. Installs his own man.
  • Frontline does a 60 minute documentary that uses quotes from an alcoholic octogenarian mob whore, to show that J.Edgar was an active homosexual.  How did she know? He came to a mob Halloween party dressed in drag.  She knew it was him.
  • New stories abound.  Hoover's name never again mentioned without reference to his homosexuality.
  • Claim: Hoover dwelt on persecuting poor innocent communists because he was being black mailed by the Outfit, and had to keep the funds flowing with phony commie plots.
  • For the first time in its history, stories of FBI corruption and spying begin to surface.
  • FBI gives hundreds of files on Republicans to Hillary Clinton.
  • FBI changes interview transcripts taken during Vince Foster investigation.
  • Nobody has faith in the FBI anymore.
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Don't worry.  You don't know it, but all this makes sense in your brain. Trust me.

6 comments:

toadold said...

In his Book "Will" IIRC G. Gordon Liddy explains why the FBI had such clout in Congress. In the DC and surrounding areas, you'd often have bad guys meeting in seedy and/or out of the way motels and hotels. Some of them were used so often they got all but permanently bugged. Well it seems like a lot of more careless congress critters like to hold out of the way consultations where they thought nobody especilally domestic partners would find out about it.
They'd check in with someone with comercial virtue the clerk would put them in a room that had just been vacated by some bent noses whom the FBI had bugged before the FBI pulled the bugs. More than once agents would knock on the door and say, "Hello could you excuse us but we need to..Why hello Senator Filander how surprising to meet you and your uh companion." They got the approval to purchase the hot Ford Pursuit cars that year instead of the generic wimpy sedans.

Guffaw in AZ said...

After sex cigarette? Isn't that all of them, just the time factor differs?
Otherwise, interesting stuff.

Kristophr said...

There are a few folks out there who wait until marriage.

They smoke all the before sex cigs.

Anonymous said...

'cept the commies are a threat.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't it make them soggy and hard to light?

Anonymous said...

So that's how ChiTown took over the White House...

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