Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Jarett to General - "More wine boy"

Today's Winner:
 Barbara Boxer Insufferable
Bitch Award:Valerie Jarret

Valerie Orders Wine

During an exclusive dinner hosted Monday by the Alfalfa Club, Obama adviser Valerie Jarret had just such a moment. And were it not for an irritated tipster, Jarret might have walked away from the dinner unblemished.

    According to our tipster, Jarrett was seated at the head table along with several other big-name politicians and a handful of high-ranking military officials. As an officer sporting several stars walked past Jarrett, she signaled for his attention and said, “I’d like another glass of wine.”

    Garçon!

    White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee, who was seated next to Jarret, began “cracking up nervously,” our tipster said, but no one pointed out to Jarrett that the man sporting a chestful of medals was not her waiter.

    “The guy dutifully went up and got her a glass of wine, and then came back and gave it to her and took a seat at the table,” our tipster said. “Everyone is in tuxedos and gowns at this thing, but the military people are in full dress uniform.” -
Top Obama Adviser to Uniformed General: Get Me More Wine
cuzzin ricky

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope she enjoyed the hint of urine in her wine. One witness is said to have heard Jerrit say, "Hmmm, this wine has a slight wang to it!"

Brigadier Major Mike

Anonymous said...

Officers are by nature gentlemen, but he should have said "good go get it." I would have went got it and dumped it on her head.

SherryM

Firehand said...

He was an officer and a gentleman. with a effing huge amount of tolerance for assholes.

And you KNOW she knew he wasn't a waiter.

I-RIGHT-I said...

I'm about to say something racist. Ah, never mind. I suppose she did know better but just couldn't help herself. Even if the "lady" isn't a lady the gentleman will always be the gentlemen. As you know who always says, "It's why we win."

toadold said...

Hmmmm, really interesting that she is so beloved that she got ratted out. Also interesting is that this story about her has gone "viral" as they say. Could be she is being prepped for the underside of the bus.

Anonymous said...

Was not a case of mistaken identity, he just kissed the ring. Do not assume that real soldiers rise to the Generalship, it happens rarely. He will have a new command soon. Remember, the Generals today were the bird Colonels that made nice with the clintoon pentagon.

B....... said...

I wonder how The Great Santini would have handled it.......

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I remember reading the book and laughing so hard when he "puked" cream of mushroom soup and then ate it that my sister lost her place during her piano recital. Following your link I see that only what, 74% loved the movie? Peasants.

B....... said...

The puke and eat scene is what got me to wondering how he would have handles Jarret. The movie is available on Netflix (not instant view though). I watched it again a few months ago.

Kristophr said...

If she had done it to me, she would have been wearing that glass.

But then again, I'm not an officer, and not a gentleman.

Anonymous said...

Check out Chris Muir's take.

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