Saturday, February 05, 2011

Paeanisticly Ann

 Best 34 Chairman Ann Quotes in 2010

In my dreamz

Here's a sampling, leaving 27 more. John Hawkins apparently owns the franchise on Coulter quotes, here are 25 more from 2010 (from my own collection).  In the 14 years I've known her, I'll guess every sentence she's written, or pronounced could belong on some list. I guess my all time favorite is this
Kill them and convert the kids to christianity
In 2005, Vice President Cheney gave 77 percent of his income to charity. He also shot a lawyer in the face, which I think should count for something.

Based on Obama's rules of engagement for our troops in Afghanistan, we're apparently not even fighting a war. The greatest fighting force in the world is building vocational schools and distributing cheese crackers to children. There's even talk of giving soldiers medals for NOT shooting people, which I gather will be awarded posthumously. Naomi Campbell is rougher with her assistants than our troops are allowed to be with Taliban fighters.

But liberals see the Supreme Court as their backup legislature, giving them all the laws Democrats can't pass themselves because they'd be voted out of office if they did. Can't get Americans to approve of abortion? Get the Supreme Court to do it! Can't get Americans to ban the death penalty? Get the Supreme Court to do it! Can't get Americans to release criminals? Get the Supreme Court to do it!

Roughly since the Harding administration, Wall Street has overwhelmingly favored Democrats. According to a recent report from ABC News, for example, the five largest hedge funds gave "almost all their donations to Democrats."

Of course, an insurance company has to be able to refuse NEW customers with "pre-existing conditions." Otherwise, everyone would just wait to get sick to buy insurance. It's the same reason you can't buy fire insurance on a house that's already on fire. That isn't an "insurance company"; it's what's known as a "Christian charity

As a result, for the past four decades, American politics has consisted of Republicans controlling Washington for eight to 14 years -- either from the White House or Capitol Hill -- thus allowing Americans to forget what it was they didn't like about Democrats, whom they then carelessly vote back in. The Democrats immediately remind Americans what they didn't like about Democrats, and their power is revoked at the voters' first possible opportunity

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pizza, oral sex, and quotes from Saint Ann. Even the worst is wonderful!
Tim

Juice said...

You're a cutie Rodger. No wonder Queen Ann took you on that date. She headed to Chez Schultz for the Super Bowl festivities and some of those pressure cooked ribs? ;)

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