Monday, February 28, 2011

TSA & Your DNA

After touching your junk, TSA now
wants to scan and harvest your DNA



Neo Mengele
As if it's not enough for the TSA to feel you up at the airport, now they're experimenting with rapid results DNA scanners that can scan and analyze your DNA using just a drop of saliva. Spit at the TSA agent who is molesting you, in other words, and they can use that saliva to scan your DNA and then store it in a government database.

Why would they want to do that? We can only imagine. Remember, it was Alex Jones who broke the story about hospitals secretly taking blood samples of babies and handing them over to the federal government for use in a national genetic database. 
[cont]
RESOLVED: There's enough real and anecdotal evidence out there to argue, in the affirmative, that Progressives view themselves as a politically pure "master-race".  Which in context is worrisome. I'm just saying.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't worry about it it isn't like the TSA is a bunch of unionized government employees...

Kim said...

Yet.

TimO said...

The Greenshirts are the new Brownshirts...

Anonymous said...

Speaking of the TSA, Ray Stevens sings about how The Skies Just Ain't Friendly Anymore. LINK

Anonymous said...

I flew into Cincy in a turbo-prop last Friday. It was quite an exciting ride from Charlotte, plenty of turbulence. As I waited for my driver to arrive two TSA grannies strolled by chatting. It was priceless. They must be augmenting their social security.

When I flew out of Cleveland yesterday, their were eight TSA stalwarts manning the checkpoint. Six trying to get the porn scanner working, one watching the door, and one old gal +60 working the luggage scanner, AND running down to scoop up baskets and cart them back to the head of the line. The line wasn't moving very fast. All of the fat little TSA dumplings were wearing headsets like in the old days when they were working the window at McDonalds, except the granny who was doing 90% of the work. She must be the private.

Casca

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