ABSOlutely nuts

ASBO, coming soon to an erstwhile colony near you

“       A 13-year-old forbidden to use the word “grass” as a term of abuse in order to threaten people. [as in, "Get The Hell Offa My Lawn" ?!?     The youngest person to be threatened with an ASBO, a two-year-old boy accused of kicking a football at windows over a fence 7 feet (2 m) high and verbally abusing residents when asked to stop.     A woman was forbidden to make excessive noise during sex anywhere in England. [define "excessive"]     The oldest recipient of an ASBO, an 87-year-old man who was sarcastic to his neighbours. [Old Man Sarcasm: Killer!] Yet another reason I’d rather visit Wyoming…. - e-C