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Saturday, March 05, 2011

Crack AP Reporting

US Media Gets One Question At Obama;
AP Asks About NFL Lockout

N.O. Really

Rodger the Real King of France 3/05/2011 11:33:00 AM 12 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

12 comments:

ppbbttt... said...: To the AP, this is all I can say, er, do.; 3/5/11, 12:21 PM
Melissa "Darla" In Texas said...: The AP obviously recognized the fact that TOTUS was not in attendance and softballed him.; 3/5/11, 4:17 PM
Anonymous said...: After we kill all the lawyers, maybe we should hang all the journalists.

Brigadier Major Mike; 3/5/11, 6:18 PM
Anonymous said...: *That's* what I need after a disappointing basketball tournament - I'm going to watch my favorite movie.

'America....F**k yeah!'

TFV

Boss you always know how to cheer me up....; 3/5/11, 7:27 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: OMG Teresa, I just approved payment of your $5 mil Barn Army life insurance policy. After not hearing from you after being shot down over Pashtun tribal country last October, well - you know. Thank God it's Saturday. I can have the check stopped Monday morning.

Seriously, most people didn't know you were MIA. All I could think of was you ignoring my order to wear a proper flight suit instead of that damned bikini thing you run around in. I hope the Taliban treated you like a lady. Debriefing Monday morning at, oh, 11:30ish?

PS - please DO NOT talk to me about *^(%@E(D#G*B~!!! basketball.; 3/5/11, 8:53 PM
Anonymous said...: I think there is a rule somewhere that CAA refs MUST be F'ing liberal asshats - I keep digging to find it in writing for proof. My guys can beat 5 players on the court - it is those extra 3 we struggle with.

Thanks for keeping my secret - what should I wear for the de-briefing? The only thing is - if I go to jail for shooting the B-ball announcers on my TV I might be late....; 3/5/11, 9:30 PM
Anonymous said...: You'll take my thong when you pry it from my cold dead .... uh never mind.

TFV; 3/5/11, 9:54 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: This will be, ahem, a closed debriefing; 3/5/11, 10:01 PM
Alear said...: I see the picture, I read the quote. Why this man isn't already a member of the Barn Army is beyond me.

"I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

And F-18's bro. And he rents out the Astrodome for batting practice. Firefists.

Charlie Sheen for POTUS. Winning

USA!!! UAS!!! USA!!!; 3/6/11, 12:41 AM
Anonymous said...: " After we kill all the lawyers, maybe we should hang all the journalists ". At least in the modern age lawyers are schooled and pass some sort of licensing exam. "Journalists" need only pick up a broken pencil, sans eraser, or use the WiFi in their employer's coffee shop.

chalmitch; 3/6/11, 10:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Ahhh yes, the need for certified elite education! All that Ivy League brain power sure has made a paradise for us all!!

Few, if any of the real reporters back in the day had any journalistic education. However, they could track down a story while they comforted the irritated and irritated the comfortable. Now the journalists are no better than agent for the Ministery of Kulture and Propaganda. Goebbels would be proud.

Brigadier Major Mike; 3/6/11, 1:47 PM
DougM said...: "the ticking crock"
Y'mean as in Cap'n Hook?; 3/6/11, 2:03 PM

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Crack AP Reporting

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