Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Flee Party Fun

Add paint ball guns and you
got yerself some  serious fun.
14 Wisconsin Democrats relentlessly hounded by Illinois Tea Party members

Huntin' old yellar
  Probably aware that a posse of 14 pasty bureaucrats will stick out in a crowd, the senators did what any fugitive chain gang would do: They cut the links and went in separate directions. One did the smart thing and disappeared into the polished back alleys of the Windy City, where only the New York Times could find him.

By the following Monday, eight of the 14 had gone 30 miles northeast to the two-hotel town of Harvard (pop. 9,000ish) thinking it might be a good place to “hide.” It took just one tip from a “concerned citizen,” however, before a few amateur Illinois activists descended upon the hotel, causing enough commotion for the senators to quickly pack it up.
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MiketheRadioMan said...

I lived in Harvard when I worked for the Motorola facility there. I'm truly surprised the population didn't make a swirlie around the bowl after Motorola shut the plant down in 2001. It was a dump when I lived there, still a dump today. Only hotel that I know of is the Heritage Inn on the outskirts of town, didn't know they got another one.

Anonymous said...

This is such a heartwarming story. Wouldn't it be nice if all Democrats were fugitives beyond the pale?

"Yes, I remember the time when your Uncle Tommy and I caught ol' Harry Reid sleeping in an old car out behind the barn. We kicked the living daylights out of that bastard before sending him packing."

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked that they're not in cuffs with sandbags over their heads being tied to telephone poles in Beloit.


BobG said...

"There ought to be one day --just one-- when there is open season on senators."
-Will Rogers

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