Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: A Platform To Live By

Sunday, March 20, 2011

A Platform To Live By

A Fine (40 year old) Platform

1. No taxation without tax shelters

2. All gummint social services
should have a cash bar

3. Invasion of Mexico if they
start acting silly down there.

This National Lampoon editors manifesto and founding document is everything today's Teaparty must strive for. Thanks so much to the anonymous commenter who found it. It's timeless. I'm not kidding.

Rodger the Real King of France 3/20/2011 09:15:00 PM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

10 comments:

JMcD said...: i just see one thing that they may want to remove from the "in favor of" column....
Linda Ronstadt.
Some of her more recent remarks would, I think, disqualify her.; 3/20/11, 10:13 PM
Anonymous said...: ANYTHING from P.J. O'rourke is worth your (and my) time!
Tim; 3/20/11, 10:42 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: JMcD - well, if you look at her as an object ... .; 3/20/11, 11:21 PM
JMcD said...: True...I was head over heels for her for a long, long time.Loved her voice as well.
Sigh~~~
Why oh why do they have to turn that way?; 3/20/11, 11:43 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: I loved her Stone Ponys days (this is still one of my favorite songs in the world).; 3/21/11, 12:08 AM
pdwalker said...: It just goes to show, we're in the grip of the "Crazy Years". You cannot parody what is already a joke.; 3/21/11, 12:59 AM
Anonymous said...: In Linda's prime she was not only a good singer she was HOTTTTT!!! Of course the crap started to poison her mind and shit weasels are shit weasels no matter how talented or HOTTTTT they may be.

Bolivar; 3/21/11, 6:11 AM
Anonymous said...: I "submitted" that link, I wish there was a better quality image of it. While I am reading PJ O'Rourke's "Don't Vote..."
I am enjoying "In Fifty Years We Will All Be Chicks" by Adam Carolla much more. If you enjoyed the "P.D. Republicans" you will enjoy Adam's book. Adam was co-creator of "The Man Show"; 3/21/11, 6:12 AM
Anonymous said...: To hear her sing Blue Bayou - sounded like she was singing to me and ooooo baby - I would just melt.....then you know what happened.

Bolivar; 3/21/11, 6:12 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Back then I viewed Gov. Moonbeam in a favorable light because he was dating Rondstadt. Talk about misplaced halo effect.; 3/21/11, 8:54 AM

Sunday, March 20, 2011

A Platform To Live By

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