Sunday, March 13, 2011

Upon the rocks ...

Philosophy

A Theological Crisis

Theoretically yes; each act results in the murder of 400 million potential peeps.  But ... what if the man has undergone a vasectomy? 

7 comments:

Marie said...

Sperm is not a human being.

A fetus is.

"Fetus" is a Latin word for "baby."

Sperm does not develop into a human adult with the addition of time and nutrition. A baby in the womb does.

rickn8or said...

Following Marie's line of thinking, I'm, uh, we're we're off the hook for all that masturbation.

Anonymous said...

"...what if the man has undergone a vasectomy?" -- that takes the worry out of being close.

Brigadier Major Mike

caplight said...

what if she doesn't swallow?

Chuck said...

Buuuut....

Isn't cannibalism eating human flesh?

DougM said...

Not 4000.
Only one will make it at most.
(What? Fraternal twins? Shaddap!)

Chuck,
"Cannibalism is eating human flesh" only if the one eating is a human.

Anonymous said...

Sorry sperm no. 20,175. It looks like all of your hard work will land you in the clinic sink.

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