Saturday, April 30, 2011
3 comments:
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DougM said...
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[insert piece-of-tail joke, here]
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5/1/11, 5:59 AM
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JMcD said...
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There's a giant of a two hundred, fifty pound man with a tiny skull who's hoping it's the mermaid who grants wishes.
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5/1/11, 9:26 AM
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JMcD said...
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I’m glad you asked.
I was sitting in a neighborhood, cavernous, dungeon of a bar one Spring afternoon leisurely doing shots and beers.
The front door was open and the moderately warm air and bright sunshine were streaming in, giving some odor improvement and light to the very dark interior.
Suddenly the place darkened and I looked up to see a very large man entering the establishment, and blotting out the sun in the process.
Couldn’t make out what he looked like at that point except that he was a very big guy.
He came on in and took a stool a couple down from me, and when my eyes adjusted, I took another look and saw a huge man with the tinniest little face on top of this frame, and it was staring at me.
“Hi I said”.... “Hi”, he replied, in a little kid voice.
Since I was sorta ‘in my cup’, I had the bad manners to say to him,”Say buddy...you’re not into much proportion, are you, big built and all,... little face.”
“I wasn’t always like this”, he whined.
“Well what the hell happened”, I asked.
“Well, I was fishing one day few months back, and I snagged a mermaid...yes I said a MERMAID”, he emphasized, in his high pitched voice.
He continued,” So she says to me, “Please sir, release me and I’ll grant you a wish” “
“So what did you do?”, I asked.
“Well I thought about it and considered her beautiful face, flowing hair, large lovely eyes, and great tits,and I said,....”
“Wow! I sure would like to make love to you!”
“What’d she say?”, I asked.
"The big guy replied,”Well she said, “Sir as you can see I am fish from the waist down, so that would be quite impossible.”
“So what did you do then?”,I asked, feeling that I knew the answer already.
“I looked her right in the eye”, he moaned, “And I said.....well...how bout a little head?” -
5/1/11, 5:26 PM
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