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Sunday, May 01, 2011

bin Laden in perpetual dirt nap

News Of Osama Bin Laden’s Death Spreads Like Wildfire On Twitter

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According to the Twitter-sphere, President Osama is about to announce the death of Obama bin Laden

, in an impromptu announcement broadcast on Whitehouse.gov this Sunday night at 10:45 EST.

This news is actually spreading like wildfire before the broadcast on Twitter where the first sign of confirmation came when Keith Urbahn the Chief of Staff for former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld tweeted, “I’m told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden.”

CNN has just confirmed

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Anonymous said...: I remember in 2004 the left was saying that Bush was going to "find" Obama right before the election so that Bush would win the election.
I wonder how much the Obama and the democrats are going to take credit for this.; 5/1/11, 11:17 PM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...: 'bout fucking time! Sheesh! Now watch captain zero and the dems parade around like proud peacocks trying to take all the credit.; 5/1/11, 11:17 PM
Anonymous said...: USA! UAS! USA!
olds-mo-william; 5/1/11, 11:27 PM
TimO said...: The question is: Is there enough of his head left to put on a pike at the gates of the White House? (not that the current occupants would have the huevos to do it...); 5/1/11, 11:30 PM
Tom said...: Send the body to Mr. Wu in Deadwood, South Dakota for disposition. He'll know what to do with it.; 5/1/11, 11:40 PM
Anonymous said...: Wu! *Points to Osama, throat cut motion* Coksucka!; 5/1/11, 11:54 PM
Anonymous said...: I admit to being slightly disappointed we didn't get the SOB alive so we could hang him at Ground Zero, on September 11, at 9AM.

I suspect that in his particular corner of Hell there are 72 demons taking turns f*cking HIM.

- One Man Gang; 5/2/11, 12:46 AM
Marie said...: If we had taken him alive we'd have had to have a civil trial in New York and whatnot, read his rights and given him his Koran and his prayer rug, allowed him evil little visitors -

Special Forces got it right.; 5/2/11, 2:34 AM
manilaman said...: Time mag says: Why Bin Laden's Death No Longer Really Matters. FOAD! In 1995, the Abu Sayyaf, local Philippine muslim terrorists, attacked the small Christian town of Ipili in the southern part of the country, killing about 100, robbing 4 of the 7 banks,looting animals and vehicles, and burning down as much of the town as they could. Nine hostages were taken. Abu Sayyaf (AS) was and is funded directly by bin laden and senior AS officials met with him over the years regularly. I have lived as an USA expat here for 25 years and i guarantee you, bin laden dead IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL! to the Philippines.; 5/2/11, 3:07 AM
Anonymous said...: The question is "why did Pakistan decide to give the US OBL?" After all, the guy was living in a suburb that's full of retired Pakistani Generals. The sort of place where anyone that was snooping around would be noticed and dealt with appropriately.

OBL has been pretty much irrelevant for quite some time but now he's just become a martyr. Died in combat with US troops. And there's no danger of his being captured and put on trial where he might start singing.
.; 5/2/11, 5:42 AM
Anonymous said...: Interesting to watch Obama's peacenik contingent morphing into bloodthirsty war mongers, isn't it?

They voted for him on his promise to shut down the Bush Wars and turn the US away from our bad war mongering days. He was the man to put us on a path toward peace, one world-ism and make everyone love us again.

Now they cheer everytime Dear Leader announces his next new war or the bombing of another country.

In the Bush days the killing of a foe brought them out into the streets to demonstrate against our wickedness. Now they storm into the streets to celebrate Dear Leader's newest victory.; 5/2/11, 6:11 AM
birther said...: I WANT TO SEE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE!; 5/2/11, 6:17 AM
Anonymous said...: I am glad Obama let Bush's plan to come to fruition. At least he didn't fuck that up. Every other thing he has done has been a clusterfuck.

OBL is fish food and for that I am glad. We are in for some seriously bad shit. The fact that Pakistani military hid him since 2005 says we cannot trust any of them! Fuck them all - bring our soldiers home and let them kill each other - they are good at that. Let no more of our treasure to be spent on these filthy scum.

Bolivar; 5/2/11, 6:34 AM
birther said...: the LIBERALS that run this website refuse to talk about the timing of this. after us true americans found out the released birth certificate was fake obama created this whole osama is dead story to distract people and you liberals FELL FOR IT!!!!!!
FACTS:
There is no body "it was dumped at sea" convenient huh?
This whole thing cost millions of dollars to cover up!
there is no death certificate!
He was in a different country at the time of his death!

You liberals ignore the facts that this was a cover up!; 5/2/11, 7:08 AM
Anonymous said...: I think we oughta put up a big American "cultural center" there. You know, to promote peace, justice, and the amurican way...; 5/2/11, 7:54 AM

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