Friday, May 27, 2011

Dear Barry, From Bibi

Western Union ... 

  Dear President Obama --


I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.
 
I  am asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.


Sincerely,
Boned Jello





Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu


cuzzin ricky

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fair's fair. Uhbama better do this right away, or we'll think he's a doubletalking hypocrite.
Wha... you say he can't do that because he's too busy pub crawling on Air Force One while urging us hoi palloi to do with less while paying more?
Well by golly, that clinches it.
He's a hypocrite.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Juice said...

LOL!!! Thanks for that Bibi and Rodge. :D

Anonymous said...

Good, you have finally admitted that Obama was born in Hawaii!

Juice said...

Annony 4:41 pm - Good, you've finally proven once again that Libs lack the intellect to understand humor. Especially satire.

DougM said...

Since Palin was born in Idaho,
I'll go along with that.

Alear said...

Gakk, DougM, took me three takes before I got that. Either you're that good, or I'm paid more than management thinks I should be.

pdwalker said...

hm.m... too subtle for me Alear.

a hint anyone?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Sarah wasn't born in AK - (admitted as 50th state August 21, 1959 ).

Anonymous said...

But as a territory wouldn't he still be a citizen just not pay taxes like the US Virgin Islands?

thoR~
III

Anonymous said...

Juice! Nice knee-jerk reaction. You complain about not being able to see humor yet you did not see humor.
By the way, never assume someone is a liberal because they didn't fall for the birther nonsense.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Anon, we're just naturally suspicious of people with hidebound ideas, who believe in fairy tales, and post anonymously. No offense.

Anonymous said...

No offense taken, you make me laugh. "Fairy tales"... like Sarah Palin would win the election?

Juice said...

Been on the road, for days... And yes, anonymous comments make it difficult to "get" a person's sense of humor when we can't track along a recognized identity. :)

Kristophr said...

Thor:

If she had been born in AK, she would have been in the same boat Barry Goldwater was in ( AZ was admitted after he was born ), a citizen automatically naturalized when the state got statehood. Goldwater was damned lucky Johnson never cottoned on to that.

The definition of "Natural Born" was set by legislation before the 2008 election, so that McCain and Goldwater would both be considered "Natural Born".

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