Sunday, July 31, 2011

Michele Bachmann wins first women’s presidential straw poll ...

Michele Bachmann wins first women’s presidential straw poll


Susan Crain Bakos

Rep. Michele Bachmann won the first Women’s Presidential Straw Poll, held at the Smart Girl Summit in St. Louis, Missouri this weekend.

Herman Cain, who spoke at the event, closely trailed Bachmann, finishing in a strong second place.

Texas Governor Rick Perry and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin were not included on the ballot.

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, former Ambassador Jon Huntsman, Gov. Gary Johnson, Congressman Thad McCotter, Congressman Ron Paul, Gov. Tim Pawlenty and Gov. Mitt Romney —  were. [full]


I like this story, and if the election was held today I'd be voting for a Cain-Bachman ticket.  Crain on top, because he's a proven business manager.  If it was Palin-Cain, well— Palin Cain. Anyway, I went browsing for "black on white" art because race is the first thing I think of when it comes to politics.   Seriouisly,  I Googled for ideas for art-chopping, and this New York Press article was the first hit.

A White Woman Explains Why She Prefers Black Men
How many white men can treat a woman like a lady and ravish her
By Susan Crain Bakos

No, it's not what you think.

They look better than white men, they touch and kiss and make love better than white men. Statistically, their penises are only a fraction of an inch bigger on average, but they seem bigger and harder.

There are other reason given -

  • Black men have something white guys don't have anymore: confidence in their masculinity (Tip:  She only dates Liberals.  Count on it)
  • Black men are gentlemen, something else white men no longer are. (Why - you bitch!)
  • With the exception of some Italians, white men don't turn me on anymore. (What was that movie ... Christopher Walken - "Cause you, you're part eggplant?"  Who knew?)
  • On another night in that same bar, a different black man, an artist, knelt and kissed my knees. (My god, I've been on my knees in many a bar.)
  • Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh.   There's only one patch of skin on a white man's body that remotely compares to nearly every inch of a black man's skin  (I think she's saying Black men feel like a penis.  Or maybe uvula? Very déclassé). 

At any rate, this is something Susan Crain Brooks is expert in, while I have no experience at all.  I do think that all of this would be a great idea for Myth Busters to tackle.   Kari?  For science?  By the way, That's not Not Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann in the top picture. 



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

And the real racist is...... (again)......
Tim

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Nah - she's not a racist. She has a thing for black men, just like some women have a thing for Black women.

vanderleun said...

In an article published later, Brooks gets hers:

"A thug named Mykul—all 6-foot-5-inches and 250 pounds of him—knocked me, a 5-foot-2, 120-pound “grammy” to three, down to the concrete. I was in front of St. Nick’s Pub, at 10:30 on a Monday night this past May, when he stole my handbag, a beautiful green snakeskin bag and all its contents, including more cash than I’d carried in Harlem—ever. People I knew from the pub stood and watched. "

http://www.nypress.com/article-18593-harlem-its-a-hard-knock-life.html


But she still hasn't really learned. Maybe when she becomes an intro segment to CSI:New York it will become clear.

molonlabe28 said...

If this gal is who I think she is, I saw her in Blacks on Blonds No. 12 (the only porn flic Ron Jeremy hasn't appeared in) and she is quite hot.

At least the Detroit Pistons, who appeared in the film courtesy of the NBA, certainly thought so.

Anonymous said...

About 25 years ago I was at a party here in southern Md. I was one of only 3 caucasians at the event , and we were the butt of quite a few "white boy" jokes . One of the brutha's named Charlie kept on , and on about the size difference them , and us "white boy's" . When I had heard enough , I called Charlie's bluff , and bet him a case of beer to prove his point , which got everybody's attention. Charlie started back pedaling trying to get out of it , at which point I dropped my pants , and whipped it out , and dropped it right on the tailgate of my pickup truck ! THE PLACE ERUPTED , CHARLIE TURNED RED AS A BEET , AND WALKED AWAY , WITH ALL OF THE OTHER BRUTHA'S LAUGHING AT HIM ! I never did get the case of beer , but I did get a few phone numbers from some of the SISTA'S ! SMIBSID ; ) >

badanov said...

She should add about 20 pounds to her weight. The black guys will be herding around her window like cats!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

That's Susan Crain Brooks in the top picture. I don't know if that's the guy who licked her knees.

I-RIGHT-I said...

It's twoo it's twoo! Black guys will f anything. That could explain why those NYC boys have the highest instance of AIDS of any demographic outside SF.

I particularly like the part where she states that she maintains her high socioeconomic standards. She's got class.

word verification: hangsda WTF?

Anonymous said...

I don't understand people that like to make their sex lives public-it's creepy.

If that's the author in the picture, we could share a ride to Alpha Centuri in the back of a beer truck and I wouldn't touch her.
MM

Rodger the Real King of France said...

That is evidently her ...

Cheesy said...

If that's her picture, she strikes me as the sour grapes type...

Anonymous said...

As a white man I too have a preference for darker women. I just never felt the pathetic need to try to convince complete strangers that "I do too!" really really feel this way.
Sour grapes? Pay back for imaginary slights? Or simply another (self-loathing?) liberal practicing the soft bigotry of "the grass is always greener" and mesmerized by the Magic negro syndrome? As such, all 40+ white men are now boring, uncouth, chubby in the middle, and have slightly softer penises!!! As Joe Dirt would say, "Dang!"
I wonder if she has pondered the opposite / equivalent racial fantasy that is playing out in the minds of all her new black sex partners, who are chuckling among themselves, "man, all I did was lick her knee and... badda-bing!"
Happy Trails Mizz Brooks.

Tyranno

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