Friday, July 29, 2011

Three Card Monty and Baseline Budget Cuts

Except when we're as corrupt and cynical as democrats, like now.


After swearing in the first republican Speaker since Joe Ma tin (R-MA) in the 83rd Congress, we will on the first day of session cut the number of committees and subcommittees, cut committee staff by one-third, ban proxy voting, require a three-fifths vote to pass any tax increase, eliminate"baseline" budgeting and use honest numbers, and announce an audit of the House's books.  -  Newt Gingrich introducing the "Contract for America" in 1994.

Three Card Monty Reid
Baseline Budgeting cuts mean  ...  (for them what dun't know)

  • You spent $5000 on booze in 2008
  • You spent $6000 on booze in 2009, an increase of 20%
  • You spent $7200 on booze in 2010, an increase of 20%
  • At marriage counseling you agree to cut the amount of household money you spend on booze by a whopping 50%  in 2011!
 SO ....
  1. Your wife is thrilled that she will have $3600 more in the household fund next year (50% of $7200)
  2. Too bad, because you were using baseline budget cuts, meaning that instead of increasing the booze bill by the projected 20% this year, you'll increase it by only 10% (and spend $7920).
  3. She shops for a new husband, but they're all like you.
That's what damned near every "budget cut" in your lifetime has meant.  Not a decrease in spending, but a decrease in the amount of increase.  And that's what 90% of Boner's numbers are - vapor ware. I'm lousy at math, but you get the idea. Wait until Reid gets his hands on things,  He's a real pro; a Democrat.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you nailed it. There were two other goodies that came with the Congressional Budget and Impoundment Act in July of 1974 (signed by Nixon). One was the CBO and their methods of analyzing the costs of new laws. The other was what started the whole thing, the ability of the president to impound funds to keep them from being spent, the Act put a stop to that. Repealing this and all the tweaking over the years might be better than a balanced budget amendment.

Luigi Palmieri

MCPO Airdale said...

Too true. Makes me want to burn down that fetid swamp of corrupt, self-aggrandizing douche nozzles!

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