Thursday, August 11, 2011

15 is this many ***** ***** *****

We Are Doomed




tim

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

And all this time I thought those people were just a-holes.
GrinfilledCelt

Anonymous said...

Speaking of "this many", no post on the debates yet? I work afternoons and missed the first half. It seemed to me that it was a boxing match between Santorum and Ronpall with the others putting in their two cents here and there. Santorum won. I realized what is the most annoying thing about Ronpall tonight. It's the Ronulans - his supporters. These people seem to be just as loud, obnoxious and annoying as Obots. There was a small number of Pallnuts in the audience tonight. They dutifully cheered loudly after everything Ronpall said and booed even louder if anyone said anything disagreeing with him. The rest of the audience listened politely and only made noise if someone said something particularly good or egregious.

I am thankful to Gingrich for his contributions in the past but he is well past his expiration date. After initially impressing me in the first debate, Cain seemed more like a bag of bromides tonight. I liked what Michelle said but she seemed weak and I never figured out who some of the others were.

Bottom line, unlike the last time, there wasn't a one of them I wouldn't vote for over Obama, although in Romney's case I would need a pole in excess of ten feet to do so.
GrinfilledCelt

Anonymous said...

This looks like it belongs in the Wal-Mart at Admiral & Memorial in Tulsa, only bi-lingual is needed.

David said...

I walked up to a "less than 10" checker at Walmart last week with 10 identical birthday cards and two other items in my hands. There were only four checkout lines open - two regular lines that had 2-3 people with full carts in them, and the 2 express lines that were empty.

The clerk picked up my pile of cards, fanned through them to see that they were all the same, then went through them again to count them (her lips were moving as she counted) then she added in the other two items, did some math in her head, then pointed to the sign over her head and said "You have too many items."

I looked around, to make sure that there was still no one in either express check out line - there wasn't. I said "In the time it took you to count my items you could have rung them up, I would have handed you the cash in my hand, and I could be on my way to my car and you could be back to busily standing here with nothing to do except trying to look like you have an IQ higher than that number up there."

She rung me up, I paid and left and she didn't even tell me to have a nice day. :o(

DougM said...

Nah, that's three.
[insert chapter on why engineers always note the units being used after a number]

Anonymous said...

The thing that pisses me off about those lines is that the checkers run each item through individually. If I have seven yogurts from the same brand, why in hell can't you hit the "X" key and the "7" key? That is one item, moron

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