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Tuesday, August 09, 2011
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DougT said...
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AA+RP
August 8, 2011,
Dear Mr. Barack Hussein Obama,
Congratulations on turning 50 (we think, as we have been unable to confirm your actual birth date/place) and having the first downgrade of the U.S. credit rating in history occur "on your watch," to use a phrase frequently used with reference to one of our distinguished members after September 11, 2001.
You could be just seconds away (literally, sooner than you think),from continuing to enjoy a quality of life that is not dependent on your most recent job performance. For a few select persons over the age of 50, our organization guarantees a standard of living far above the average American, who is facing a far worse future since you have been in office.
The best thing is, membership in our organization is completely free. You need not pay any dues or entrance fee to enjoy the vast array of benefits that come with being a part of our family.
Please keep the enclosed card until November 2013, the latest date we expect you to be eligible for membership.
We (and most Americans) look forward to having you as a member.
Sincerely,
Jimmuh Carter
Senior Surviving Member
American Association of Retired Presidents -
8/9/11, 11:57 AM
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el bocopro said...
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"I regret that I have but one country to give for my life."
Barack Hussein Obama, July 4, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 . . . . . . . -
8/9/11, 12:51 PM
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DougM said...
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Thanks, Rodge, but it was SondraK's joke.
I just thought it would be a perfect bumper sticker.
(What? Okay, I'll accept the Nobel Prize for that insight.) -
8/9/11, 2:39 PM
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Scottiebill said...
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Thirty Americans are killed by the Taliban in Afghanistan. The D-J Average dropped 512 points. Just last week. And what does Komrade Downgrade do in response? Throw a big birthday bash/campaign fund raiser in New York City - and our expense, of course.
All I can say to The Komrade is "Party on, Dude. Enjoy your short time left in the White House, because on January 20, 2013 at 12:05 PM you will be out on your sorry ass." -
8/9/11, 3:32 PM
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