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Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Evacuating DC
11 comments:
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Gayle Miller said...
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I spent four horrendous years commuting into The District and was finally forced (by a breakdown in health resulting therefrom) to retire and seek a far lower paying job close to home!
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9/6/11, 12:19 PM
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Kristophr said...
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DC is easy to fix. Have congress appoint a board of governors, and dissolve the current city council and fire the mayor.
Give them this mandate: keep order, make the city work, drive off the homeless, provide no housing for section 8, and forbid city employee unions.
If you aren't working in DC, a tourist, or a peaceful protester, you do not belong there. -
9/6/11, 12:42 PM
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leelu said...
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Kristopher -
Sounds like a good prescription for the whole country!
TW: colmsi - yes, I would be calmer if this happened. -
9/6/11, 2:26 PM
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Anonymous said...
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My two option plan based on my experiences during some years of commuting from Alexandria, Virginia to downtown DC:
1. Start walking. You will move faster than traffic until ~15 miles out from city center.
2. Put head between legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
No charge.
You're welcome.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
9/6/11, 2:33 PM
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DougM said...
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Put Governors-commanded National Guard troops on the beltway and the VA shore of the Potomac.
Orders: keep DC from evacuating into (i.e. infecting and leeching off'a) the civilized part of the US.
(see: quarantine)
If there's a local DC problem, let 'em deal with it there.
Darwin will be taking notes. -
9/6/11, 4:41 PM
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Kristophr said...
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I'm not ready to give up local government. DC however, is a federal reservation.
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9/6/11, 7:55 PM
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TheOldMan said...
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Just flush, that will take care of any evacuation.
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9/6/11, 8:05 PM
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Steve in Greensboro said...
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Evacuation and D.C.
They go together like love and marriage.
(With apologies to Jimmy Van Heusen.) -
9/6/11, 8:53 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Yeah but..........the new national health system involving 300,000,000 people and 152 new agencies will function like clockwork. Odogma!
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9/6/11, 11:41 PM
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pdwalker said...
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I say, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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9/7/11, 12:47 PM
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Cheesy said...
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"Evacuating Washington D.C."
From "Phrases that make you think of a high colonic..." -
9/7/11, 1:35 PM
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