Sunday, September 18, 2011

A New novel Novel

Outline for my new thriller
Coming Soon



Story Outline


The working title is  "Happy Faces On A  Wet Derrière."  The story pretty much writes itself,  but I'm stuck,  as usual, on the same old thing.  Can the ingenue  play pinochle, and does she have a hare lip?  Or not.   This drives me crazy.


7 comments:

vanderleun said...

"Derrière"

Leave it to you to always take the high road, Rodger.

Anonymous said...

so, a guy shows up at home with 2 black eyes. His wife asks "Honey, what Happened?!" He says "There I was riding the crowded bus home as usual. T When I notice the gal in front of me has her dress stuck in between her but cheeks." It looked REAL uncomfortable, so I did the neighborly thing and pulled the dress out a bit. Then she turns around and hits me in my left eye!!" The wife asks, OK, but what about the right eye?" He says "Well, she was so up set, I figured she wanted that dress back the way it was."

Rodger the Real King of France said...

We like to stay classy here Gerard

Anonymous said...

Yes, the smiley faces are gauche. Gerard would ditch the curtain all together, and have her looking over her shoulder ala Betty Grable.

Casca

DougM said...

The wet shower curtain?
You wrap her corpse in it and ...
(What? Too pulpy?)

Anonymous said...

How about you turn her around and entitle it "Happy Faces in a Wet Camel Toe?"

Turn it into a video and you'll sell a million copies in the middle east.

--sapo mal

pdwalker said...

No good sapo mal,

They'd watch the video, and then riot and demand their money back because, you know, it wasn't a camel.

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