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Saturday, October 01, 2011

Best non-sexual sensations

best non-sexual sensations

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.An intriguing conversation has opened on Reddit.com's question section; AskReddit: "What is the best non-sexual sensation ever?" So far the top responses are:

The feeling when you first wake up but don't have to get out of bed yet.
When you're congested as fuck and then suddenly your nostrils open up.
Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamentations of their women.
A description that's way too accurate for this time of the morning and that "vacated bowels" feeling you get after.
Getting my hair shampooed at a salon.
Getting goosebumps from music.
Taking my bra off when I get home from work.
When you finally get rid of that thing stuck in your teeth.
Dipping your hand into a deep bag of uncooked rice/
Dangling a cool metal chain over your hand and slowly lowering it down so it collects in your palm.

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Here's my additional 14 of about 50,000

The cigarette after sex
The smell of a new car
The smell of ozone after a thunder storm
Bush beating Gore
Bush beating Kerry
Family on Christmas Eve
Eating a three pound lobster
Looking at beautiful things
Watching my kids/grand-kids do something well
Hearing a truly great joke
Watching a truly great movie
Watching BBC's Top Gear
The smell of gun cleaning fluids

Seeing this picture

Rodger the Real King of France 10/01/2011 11:18:00 AM 31 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

31 comments:

Anonymous said...: A last minute, come from behind, beat the spread victory by the Buckeyes.

Casca

P.S. And hitting a six game parlay.; 10/1/11, 11:41 AM
I-RIGHT-I said...: The first bite of a perfectly cooked filet mignon that would have cost you fifty bucks any place else but home.

The first bite of a Toll House chocolate chip cookie as soon as it's cool enough to eat.

The thrill I get up my leg when I see a cop beat a hippie about my age.

Oh, and cuddling a puppy.; 10/1/11, 12:09 PM
David said...: I can't remember the source -

The three best sensations in life are: 1) an orgasm, 2) a good bowel movement, and 3) a thrilling roller coaster ride.

A night trap on an aircraft carrier is the only time that you can experience all three at the same time.; 10/1/11, 12:12 PM
Anonymous said...: The smell of a woman, dressed in leather... just like a new gun belt.
RAK; 10/1/11, 12:13 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...: Riding a motorcycle (fast around the Isle of Man orn the Nurburgring).

Flying a plane.

Writing serious size code that works first time [I've yet to experience this ;-)]; 10/1/11, 12:47 PM
Anonymous said...: A flock of geese with their wings cupped , dropping into your decoys , hearing all the safeties come off , just before you say ............ "TAKE EM" ! ; ) > SMIBSID; 10/1/11, 12:52 PM
Everyman said...: Taking off ski boots at the end of the day of skiing, and best if done in front of a roaring fire in a stone fireplace,; 10/1/11, 1:32 PM
Wabano said...: That feeling you should not have gotten out of bed because you are having too much fun for your own good...(airplanes)
http://i.imgur.com/ozQi5.jpg
(dest. 1053ft ASL, Yours 1312ft ASL); 10/1/11, 2:23 PM
Anonymous said...: TRKOF, I'm with you on the thunderstorm and ozone, esp. on a hot summer evening, where you can sit on an open but roofed front porch and smell the ozone building as the rain beats down, thunder crashes and rumbles and the temperature drops 25 degrees, and every minute or so, the cooling breeze has little gusts that juuusssst whip a mist of cool rain through the porch. Rain sound, cooling air, mist, smell - it's wonderful.

A good sneeze is under rated IMHO, It's sorta like sex w/o as much work.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 10/1/11, 3:00 PM
Jim - PRS said...: Finally taking a leak after having held it damned near forever.; 10/1/11, 3:35 PM
18Echo said...: Being "mauled" by a bunch of Lab puppies in a pile of straw; 10/1/11, 3:49 PM
Anonymous said...: When my face first sinks into the pillow at night.

Emerson; 10/1/11, 4:20 PM
Gerry N. said...: Having your three year old daughter sit on your lap just before bedtime and having her ask: "Daddy, can we have a can of your little Sardines, and will you take the wings off of mine?"; 10/1/11, 5:32 PM
Anonymous said...: my little 11 year old daughter coming home from school and saying,"Daddy, Clinton calls taxes 'investments' like he did in Arkansas. That's not true is it?"
I was so proud.
She's in her thirties now, sucesful, with her own smart children, and one hell of a man. Armed and free in Texas.
-Braz; 10/1/11, 7:00 PM
Pine & Palmetto said...: Running the Stars and Bars up the flagpole at my weekend getaway in Olustee, Florida.; 10/1/11, 7:26 PM
Anonymous said...: The first time my then 13 year old daughter out shot me with my favorite .44 mag rifle. I wound up just giving it to her that afternoon.CannonMan.; 10/1/11, 7:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Crawling into bed between just washed and outdoor clothesline dried sheets.
mary; 10/1/11, 8:12 PM
I-RIGHT-I said...: "Crawling into bed between just washed and outdoor clothesline dried sheets."

That is a good one. Make mine cool.; 10/1/11, 10:30 PM
DougM said...: • Ice-cold Coke on a hot day drunk as fast as you can.
• First hit of prime rib on the back of the tongue.
• Cycling the bolt on an '03 Springfield.
• The exhaust note of a straight six after garage time.
• Finding one more french fry at the bottom of the bag.
• Today? The soft, soothing report of a .38-40 round from my brand new Winchester Model-73 (built 1888).
Yeah, I'm easy.; 10/1/11, 11:02 PM
Anonymous said...: There is nothing as over rated as a bad piece of ass and nothing as under rated as a good shit

Cpl/Major Mike; 10/1/11, 11:40 PM
El Jefe said...: A bottle of George T. Stagg and Double Coronas, sitting outside, shared between friends.

P.S. The 'bosoc' word verification is a knife in my heart at the moment.; 10/1/11, 11:46 PM
OldTexan said...: Taking your Brittany you raised from a puppy, training your dog and then watching him, the first time he goes on point on wild quail, putting the bird up, shooting the bird and then watching your young dog retrieve that first quail to your hand.

That is one of those never to be forgotton moments that ranks up there with kids finally getting out of college and getting around to getting married and having you some grand kids to tease and play with.; 10/2/11, 4:23 AM
Anonymous said...: When you have double walking pneumonia in Mexico and the doctor comes to your house and injects you with vitamins, then with antibiotics, and finally with 100 units of cortisone steroid and your lungs open up like an umbrella and you can breathe again.

"None sings hymns to breath, but oh to be without it."

Also you feel like God's best friend for the next week or so.

--Sapo Mal; 10/2/11, 7:38 AM
Gayle Miller said...: Casca - how about Tressel getting his job back? They SUCK this year! I am NOT looking forward to the Big Game at the end of November!

It was bound to happen, I guess.; 10/2/11, 8:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Either your first deer with a cartridge you handloaded by yourself, or your first fish with a fly you tied yourself. It's a close tie.
Both, of course, way behind hearing a two-year-old say "I love you, Grampa," on the telephone!
MichigammeDave; 10/2/11, 8:53 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Count your blessings Gayle, you could be a Terp fan. Oh, that's right, Maryland beat Miami. Sorry.; 10/2/11, 8:57 AM
Anonymous said...: Mahler, Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, and you can go on from there. {IOW, not just these 4}

Some music is so moving that it takes you away from where you are, no matter what you are doing.
tomw; 10/2/11, 9:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Watching your 15 yr old son, beat over 30 adults(including myself and my brother) at a man on man competition, shooting on steele, in a 4 day defensive pistol course, with a full size 1911 in .45 ACP! Ya Hoo!!!; 10/2/11, 10:17 AM
molonlabe28 said...: Walking out of the courthouse with a freshly signed Order of Marital Dissolution around 6 or 7 years ago.

The only thing that would have been better would have been walking her back down the isle and handing her hand back to her father, but that would be asking for a little too much.

Got divorced quite friendly, actually, after she gave me grounds to cut her loose, but I should have done it many years ago.

I wish her the best and she does so with respect to me - we just should have never gotten married (shows you what excessive drinking can wrought).; 10/2/11, 1:17 PM
Anonymous said...: 1) Cutting huge ESSs on my Burton Fish in a white out on 10 inches of fresh(it's a Colorado thing)

2) Lifting a leaded window to the light that I've worked on for a year
MM; 10/2/11, 1:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Stepping under a powerful hot shower in the morning. (Which is why we have to put a stop to the greenie weenies who want to mandate pissy shower heads.); 10/3/11, 10:15 AM

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Best non-sexual sensations

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