Tuesday, November 08, 2011

A Fine Parody ...

Liberal Asshattery
False but Accurate
 The Americans With No Abilities Act
The World of Tomorrow, as Seen From Yesterday?



Villemard's 'Utopie'- En L'An 2000
The definition of "cramming before an exam" takes on a new meaning as this teacher pushes texts through a machine that apportions the information to his students, save for the dunce that is assigned to power the device. In a future of electrification, there is still no power more effective than child labor.  - Villemard's "Utopie" - En L'An 2000


President Barack Obama and the Democrat-controlled Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

( Americans With No Abilities Act continues)

Thanks to El-Jefe who noted "Not far from the truth..."  Actually, it's so close to the truth that SNOPES, the official Obama spin-doctor and group apologists, were thus  compelled.




3 comments:

Cheesy said...

Most of those people are already employed - they call that "The Public Sector."

BobG said...

"If there's anything a public servant hates to do, it's something for the public."
- Will Rogers

pdwalker said...

Besides, isn't it already covered under "affirmative action"

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