Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Holder is killing me!


Holder to accuse investigators of
playing Fast and Furious politics;
calls for gun control





My  brain has been calloused, bombed, pockmarked, disfigured and then debrided so many times — after listening to democrats — that you'd think the scar tissue would keep me safe from feeling future assault.  But you'd be wrong.  When I saw this headline last night, I was gobsmacked into a coma from which I have just now awakened.  WTF is going on?  Did I die in that fender-bender in 1992?  Am I now living in Hell?  How?  I did my 9 First Fridays! I want a recount!


MY BRAIN MY BRAIN!


5 comments:

Firehand said...

"We broke the law, and we ordered gun dealers to break the law, and this proves that WE NEED MORE LAWS!!!"

Only if one of them involves crooked politicians and bureaucrats being tied to a whipping post.

Panamared said...

If we yell long enough and loud enough it people will think it is true.

Anonymous said...

Right On Schedule.

DougM said...

Okay, okay, okay ... lemme get this straight:
If they had more gun laws, thennnn they, uh, wouldn't have needed to break existing gun laws to demonstrate that new gun laws are needed. That close?

That's correct, your honor. The defendant's speeding, reckless, and drunken driving was done to demonstrate the need for tougher traffic laws. As a matter of fact, we're going to sue the Highway Patrol for suppressing his right to free speech in citing him for that, for malicious damage to his personal property with the jaws of life, pain and suffering from the rough blanket used to smother his clothing's flames, and for unlawful detainment during the ambulance ride.

Helly said...

One more time: If you want to know what a Leftie is doing, just listen to what he accuses normal people of doing.

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