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Q . What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A.. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q . Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A.. A different bar.
 
I heard it's crappy tea
Q . What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired
baby?
A.. Sum Ting Wong .
Q . What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
the other?
A.. A speech impediment.
Q . Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A.. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q . Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
A.. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q . What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
zoo?
A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal . along with
a recipe.
Q . How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F'
word?
A.. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q . What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale???
A.. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this
shit.'
Q . Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A.. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are
already in the United States
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