Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Stuff that works,

Home Brewed
The Solvation of Everything

Rodger,


I solved the European Economic Crisis, and I thought you should know how I did it.

 [Snip - Long tangenital dissertation about his girlfriend's cervix blah-blah-blah]
 

Tomorrow I will solve the American economic crisis.  With a track record in Europe, my solution will be welcomed with open arms...  it’s really that simple.  The problems are caused by socialist government interference in the economy.  Stop the interference, end the crisis.


Skoonj

Sigh
Way to go Skoonj. I just ran it through the disgronificator— it WORKS!  USA.  UAS.  USA! 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought "tangenital" was a typo until he started talking about his girlfriend's cervix. Now I'm confused. Do tanned genitals enhance sensation during sex? You know, like those creams and ointments and lumpy condoms? -- Skyhawker, Doug

Anonymous said...

Lumpy condoms? Ribbed for her pleasure? Hint, think of yourself and wear it inside out.
Tim

Anonymous said...

Gotta love Tim. He's always thinkin'.

Casca

Anonymous said...

Bah. Real men use the a sandpaper condum turned inside out. Comes with afterlotion made from kerosene.
x

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