Monday, November 28, 2011

What Kids Think



Sticker Snicker


Kids


Kissing:

  •     "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8

  •     "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10

  •     "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -- Kally, age 9

  •     "You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." -- Doug, age 7

  •     "If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission." -- Roger, age 6

  •     "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." -- Tammy, age 10

  •     "I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8

  •     "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -- Curt, age 7

  •     "The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8

  •     (on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!" -- Boy, age 6

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5 comments:

mperkins37 said...

The whole site, just went to 300% of my screen & looks huge now, anybody else?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a good excuse to get a really big monitor.
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mperkins37 said...

Fixed it, jogged my screen view magnification for that page somehow.

Anonymous said...

"Kally" and "Howard" have several rude shocks coming to them later in life.

Sir H the (somewhat jaded) Comet

I-RIGHT-I said...

"You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." -- Doug, age 7


Couldn't have said it better myself....Dear Lord, he's only 7.

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