Friday, December 09, 2011

No Cuke for You! ....

ISLAMO FASCISTS 

No Cuke For You Fatimah!

Sigh


"According to the Bikya Masr news service, an Islamic cleric in Europe has ordered Muslim women to prevent 'sexual thoughts' by staying away from bananas, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini, and other phallic produce.

The unnamed sheikh reportedly advises that if women wanted to eat these kinds of food they would need to be cut into smaller pieces, in private, by a man — preferably a relative — because the foods 'resemble the male penis' and could 'make them think of sex...'
 [I am not making this up]




7 comments:

pdwalker said...

because there is nothing more manly and sex inspiring than an islamic, boy loving, goat fucking man.

*shivers*

Anonymous said...

hoax.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

“fake but true. ..."

DougM said...

"My cucumber, it's bigger." — Eric 'Otter' Stratton to Mrs Wormer

george said...

"I guess my taco eating days are numbered." Moh

Anonymous said...

Vienna sausages, presumably, are okay?
MichigammeDave

Anonymous said...

Men should also stay away from melons.

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