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"Research has shown that the slipper is already the preferred
instrument for indoor cockroach swatting, with up to 80% of
householders preferring indoor footwear to rolled up newspapers or
paperback books. With telescoping handles you can operate from longer
range with greater accuracy – no more desperate throwing of slippers as
the scuttler disappears behind a sofa. Ideal for those who can’t, or
won’t, get too close the their prey.”
Also may be used
to flagellate, put out small house fires, up-skirt shoe cam, and
more ... . I think you can make these yourself. Duct tape a
telescoping car radio aerial to any slipper, and duct tape a
handle. You're welcome.
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