Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Crochet this dress

Today's Project
This is a stream of consciousness blog.  Don't ask.

Stacy@flipflops breaks wind

Today's Pitiful Twit of Note
Graphic by Campus Sketch Artist

Stacy-Twit of the Day
Tim W

Protection Candy

Today's Best Ever

My sister told my mom ( and NOT laughing her ass off like we are ) that she was in her bed room watching “The Sopranos” after getting my nephew settled in with something on the tv in the living room and the next thing ...  [Protection Candy]
Protection Candy

But of course she's not qualified ...

Boned Jello And in conclusion --
eat shit and die you
left-wing mfcs.
Boned Jello

A Real Heartbreaking Choker

Geezers Have Needs Too

A woman is in a coma.
Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her.
They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,
"I think she choked."

Cuzzin Ricky

A Reminder

Barely Photoschopped BTW

I don't know the particulars about this picture, but aside from inserting Jihad Boy and the onomonopia, I didn't alter it.

The Berkeley Rat Trap

STFU Berkeley
In an official e-mail to the University of California at Berkeley campus community, chancellor Robert Birgeneau said that it was no “coincidence” that Saturday’s tragic shooting of Ariz. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and others at a public event in Tucson occurred in a state that recently enacted what he suggested was a discriminatory immigration law. [Filed under I am not making this up]

Boned Jello
California refugees seeking business opportunity and freedom, clamor to board a vessel sailing for Arizona.

Chancellor Birgeneau,  perhaps indulging in a nostalgic LSD trip instead of reading the entire chapter, fails utterly to learn its lesson.  It is due entirely to the Berkeley-mindset stewardship he so ably represents, that California is today a third world country.  That's right.  Dependent on the United States for it's day-to-day sustenance, and forbearance of  unpaid debt; replete with refugees streaming across the border to, why - Arizona!  Did you know that Jared Loughner, who murdered a Bush appointed a Bush appointed federal judge and a little girl in cold blood was a student of yours, Mr. Birgeneau?  He was.