Thursday, February 17, 2011

How to pick up boys (if you're not one yourself)

How to get a teen-age boy&
what to do with him ... .
How to pick up teen-age boys
Who knew?  50,000 sold to anxious women (one hopes)!  Amazon has some for $39, but I imagine we can pretty much sum up.  I'll begin.

How to get a teen-age boy
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The book "How to get a teen-age girl & what to do with her -,  by Roman Polanski, is no longer sold.  Craigs List has one good lead, although at 26 she may be a tad old.

In a stunning move, the U.S. Supreme Court has scheduled another "conference" on a legal challenge to Barack Obama's eligibility to occupy the Oval Office, but officials there are not answering questions about whether two justices given their jobs by Obama will participate.

Gov. Parnell -OMG- I felt it move

Alaska governor says he won't enact Obamacare
 says it would violate his oath

Gov. Sean Parnell
Parnell For President

Freed on a Technicality





Big Gummint & Bigt Labor

TSA and Big Labor: A Bad Union

  Just days after the Senate failed to prevent the TSA from holding a vote to unionize, investigators at Newark airport uncovered a long-running scam in which TSA screeners were using their security powers to steal from passengers.

If that's what we can expect now, what can we look forward to once the mouth-breathers at the front lines of the war on terror are allowed to bargain collectively with stodgy Uncle Sam? Ed Feulner proffers a glimpse: "Look what happened in Toronto over the Thanksgiving holiday in 2006.

Public Sector Union Thugs
Canadian law allows airline screeners to unionize, and at that time, the Toronto airport union was unhappy with how the talks were going. So they decided to send a little message to government: They started hand-inspecting every single piece of luggage. As planned, of course, this caused huge back-ups, and many fliers missed their flights." Sounds lovely, no? It gets better: "To help move people along, managers allowed 250,000 people to board their flights without being screened." It's like airport screeners, many of whom are apparently toads, will be able to form one giant toad that keeps you from flying anywhere, ever.


Donks Flee Wisconsin

Blur Your Eyes
Feel the Tingle Up Your Leg




Bazooka

Make Your Own Bazooka




Patsy Cline Lip Sync

High School Reunion Classic




Don M

QOTD

QOTD
  Why would anyone believe, even for a moment, that any Western state could “pre-emptively” nuke the Muslim world when it cannot muster the will to secure its borders, balance its budget, get Pakistan to release a diplomat or get Argentina to release a C-17′s cargo load of equipment? That would be like thinking that man who can’t run 50 yards can run the 100 meter dash in 9.5 seconds. [Chicago Boyz "Quote of the Day."

Corny Gun Stuff

pour votre amusement

Skyhawker Doug lent me this "Why kids should keep their shirts tucked in" video.   I believe I posted it once before, but it still makes a point.  While I was there (You-Tube) however, I noticed this Corn Husk Guns video that's just amazing'





Look Again



Look Again


Worst President EVAH?

Carter: We have nothing to fear
from the Muslim Brotherhood

  Clinton [may not be - ed.] the worst president the republic has had, but he is the worst person ever to have been president. - George Will, Jan 12, 2001
Stoogeballs

A reason academics and historians are having so much trouble settling on which of Carter, Clinton, or Obama is the worst person ever to be president, and come on Mr. Will, by extension the worst president period, is they keep opening their yappers.  Like Carter above. Jummy is also the leading candidate for worst ex-president, although he's being pushed hard by Slick.  Obama is simply evil incarnate.  No, I don't think he's the anti-Christ, but he's certainly an apostle.

At the moment I'm going with Clinton as worst president, because without his influence on the body politic  "President Barack Obama" wasn't possible. Carter is almost universally regarded as a bad joke - brother Billy without the fun - so his posturing, like Keith Olbermann's, only serves to keep bloggers busy quoting his preposterous ramblings. . I thought of this while reading Ann Coulter's column last night.
DEMOCRATS: EMBOLDENING AMERICA'S ENEMIES AND TERRIFYING HER ALLIES SINCE 1976

The Middle East is on fire again, and crazy Muslims with funny names aren't helping things -- Mahmoud, ElBaradei, al-Banna, Barack ...

The major new development is that NOW liberals want to get rid of a dictator in the Middle East! Where were they when we were taking out the guy with the rape rooms?

Remember? The one who had gassed his own people, invaded his neighbors and was desperately seeking weapons of mass destruction? The guy who emerged from a spider hole looking like Charlie Sheen after a three-day bender?

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But they were shocked by Mubarak. Liberals angrily cited the high unemployment rate in Egypt as a proof that Mubarak was a beast who must step down. Did they, by any chance, see the January employment numbers for the United States? The only employment sectors showing any growth at all are medical marijuana cashiers, Hollywood sober-living coaches and "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" understudies filling in for maimed cast members.

Are we one jobs report away from liberals rioting in the street?  [full]

Wait:  If Time Magazine can name everyone Man of the Year, then I can name "Any Democrat" Worst President Evah! Whew.  Closure at last.


Spending cuts?

Spending cuts or "hide the baloney pony?"
  While he was alive, Rep. John P. Murtha was a prince of pork, directing hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars back to his southwestern Pennsylvania district. But Wednesday, the House took the first step to turn off the spigot, voting overwhelmingly to defund the National Drug Intelligence Center that Murtha had the government build in his hometown.

And that was just the beginning.
Dead, but not soon enough
  In the first freewheeling spending debate the House has held in years, Democrats and Republicans teamed up to take on entrenched defense interests and to rewrite a GOP 2011 spending bill to cut about $800 million from NASA and from homeland security research and development, and send the savings to fund local police and firefighters.

STOP the music.  I watched C-Span yesterday as a series of goofy sounding amendments to the spending bill went to a vote.  In every instance I expected them to fail.  In every instance they passed. Here's the vote that caused me to turn it off in disgust.

Rep. Weiner ((D-NY) Amendment to Cut NASA Budget by $298 Million Passes

 A New York Democrat voting to cut spending?  In fact, the budget was not cut one cent in this amendment.   The C-Span title was "Amendment to transfer $298M from NASA to the Attorney General's Community policing blah-blah-blah.    Sounds like the same Three-card Monte hustle to me.  Anyone?

As far as Murtha goes, I would expect that the Navy ship being built, and named for him, be renamed.  Anyone?