Friday, May 27, 2011

Today's Closeout

Today's Closeout

Obama Brotherhood

The Daily DUH
Christians worry Egypt being hijacked by Islamists...

The Whistler

Uh, since the Muslim Brotherhood engineered the removal of Egypt's Hosni Mubarak (with Obama's help), and the Muslim Brotherhood is engineering the overthrow of Daffy in Labia (with Obama's help), and since the Muslim Brotherhood is behind any unrest in other  Arab nations; and since the Muslim Brotherhood have announced their intention to create a unified fundamentalist Islamic world, and dismantle American institutions and turn the U.S. into a Muslim nation (with apparently, the Kenyan Candidate's help)  — then,  Christians ought to be a hell of a lot more than worried. Same as you me and the Israelis. 

Or —  have I made all this up in my head?  — as part of a misguided, psychotic campaign against the nonexistent dual threats of Islamic fascism and Barry Soetoro (henceforth, The Obama Brotherhood)?  That's how bizarre everything is. Truly, either I'm nuts, or there should be a lot of ad hoc changes going on, right now.  Involving F-16s and Apache helicopters.

Pure Micky Mouse

The Micky Mouse Disney Corp.
They attempt to trademark the phrase
SEAL Team 6
So, there's that ... but wait!

Disney Sex

I'd like to say these type shenanigans were the result of Hollywood in thrall of amoral commie-mofos, but there's a long history of it.  Wait.  Come to think of it ... .

George Will - impeaching Obama

It's called the Ass-Ceiling George
Only demoncraps can aspire to the lofty heights of privileged immunity

“I don’t care, it is the law,” Will continued. “He is traducing it and if his predecessor had behaved this way – remember George W. Bush sought and got authorization for his uses of force – if his predecessor had done  what Obama’s doing in Libya, the liberals who are silent now would be quite seriously clamoring for impeachment.”  George Will wonders why liberals aren’t ‘clamoring’ for Obama’s impeachment

Dear Barry, From Bibi

Western Union ... 

  Dear President Obama --

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.
I  am asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

Boned Jello

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

cuzzin ricky

Sarah! Sarah!

Today's Good News (Gospel)
Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin (R), who has been largely out of the public eye through much of the spring, will reemerge Sunday as she begins a national bus tour that will put her back in the spotlight and no doubt renew speculation about a possible presidential bid. [Full]

Now, let me tell you why this is great news ....

I don't understand why, but I do know not all of you share my enthusiasm for a Palin presidential campaign.  But you should be happy as hell that she'll try, for this reason.

Win or lose, Sarah Palin will define the issues that the 2012 election will hinge on.  What the GOP is offering as we speak are the traditional clusterfluck of  b-s artists and, you know, McCains. Yeah, a few, well maybe just one, Herman Cain, can electrify a room, but the rest are yawners.  Sarah Palin will come out swinging; talking stuff that milquetoasts would never hazard.  She, better than any of them, will operate in the firestorm of media hostility with no flapping.  Sarah Palin will ignite things.  It may be that the GOP still has enough punch left to knock her out, or the anticipated multi-billion dollar (in kind) media attack campaign will succeed, but the man left standing will have embraced her ideas.  And that's a good thing. 

When bad judges interpret the law

Teh Law According to Garp

Gorp-tard Law

So far, and recently, every challenge to Obamacare has been upheld by Republican judges, but rejected by Democrats.  Ditto Arizona's Illegal  Alien laws. Ditto damn near any social issue brought before the courts. Just now I see that  a Wisconsin 'crat judge, a county judge!  —  Maryann Sumi (the same judge who refused to order striking teachers back to work in February, and whose son is a SEIU activist)  struck down Wisconsin's legislation repealing most collective bargaining for public employees. 

This ladies and gentleman is the picture of a house divided.

Well, not quite.  Only about 30% of us, Democrats all, have managed,  through every trick, connivance and treachery imaginable, to grab enough reins of power to to undermine, or nullify the people's  will.  These scoundrels use our reverence for the law against us, so the ignorant voter feels obliged to suffer along.  The stock answer to this sort of criticism is, always, "yes the system is flawed, but it's still the best in the world." Really?  This is the best we can do? Because it it unquestionably a recipe for (a coming) explosion.

 Our judicial system is corrupt.  What happens when a people despair of getting justice?  That's right, vigilantism.  And it may —  this time —  be a good thing. I'm just saying.  It's my personal opinion, and I hope I am wrong, that necessary changes will not come peaceably.  But they damn near need changing, one way or another.  Say Amen..