Friday, September 16, 2011

Fort Knox Memories

Fort Knox Basic ca.1960

Whoa - Feet Don't Fail Me Now

Ah, sweet memories of life— how they flood back, etc. Basic training at Fort Knox, Kentucky, 1952, 20-mile marches in full pack in the sun:

I don’t know but I been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Sound off! One, two.
Sound off! Three, four.
Take it on down!
One, two, three, four.

Every night before retreat,
Sergeant Willie Johnson beats his meat.
If Sergeant Willie didn’t beat his meat,
Private Harry wouldn’t eat.
Sound off! One, two.
Sound off! One, two,
three, four!

The Jargon Society (a fun site)

Wetbacker Challenge in AZ

Still on the trail ...

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Arizona has constituted a special law enforcement posse to investigate allegations brought by members of the Surprise, Ariz., Tea Party that the birth certificate Barack Obama released to the public April 27 might be a forgery ...

The posse..  will consist of two former law enforcement officers and two retired attorneys, headed by Michael Zullo, a retired police detective originally from Bergen County, N.J. WND confirmed with Zullo and with Arpaio's office that the investigation into the Obama birth certificate has been sanctioned fully by Arpaio's...

Sic 'em Boy

Obama's follows 20 people currently — including, oddly, Obama. Sheriff Joe ought make that list PDQ.  What's that?  Was I right about  AGW?  Yes I was, and I'm right about WetBacker too.

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (FOUR STARS)

Friday Night Movie

1990 NC-17 101 minutes

When a disturbed young man (Antonio Banderas) kidnaps and ties up a porn queen (Victoria Abril), a psychological power play ensues, with both serious sex and offbeat laughs in director Pedro Almodóvar's typically bizarre look at relationships. As the woman is held captive, she becomes torn by her growing bond with her abductor. The film was nominated for 14 Goya Awards -- the Spanish version of the Oscar -- including Best Picture.

Here's something of an oddity.  A chick-flick that some women will initially want to turn off, while men, intrigued by the "Nudity" warning, will stick with and like the Banderas character.  In the end both of you will be more than satisfied.  If the female patron is married to a liberal man she will fantasize in bed (for some time to come) about being abducted and ravaged by the (young)  Antonio Banderas character.  She will not admit it.  Men will give this 3.5 stars (I gave it 4) and women will give it 5 stars, but admit to 3.   This is a fun, funny, sweet and happy movie believe it or not.  Or, maybe I'm  just sick.   (English subtitled)            

Fudge Packer v Green Bay Job Creation

DC Fudge Packers v. Green Bay Packers

Acme Packers

After the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards, forcing the back-up to become the starter and calling in a new back-up from the practice squad.

During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick, and sign another QB from the Practice squad.

After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips, forcing the Cowboys to promote their QB coach to head coach and bring in a new QB coach.

Fudge PackerAfter the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress, forcing the Vikings to promote from within and then hire from outside for a replacement.

Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary was fired and replaced, again from within and a new coach was brought in to fill the vacancy.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick, the newly gained back-up was then injured and the secondary backup was needed. A fourth QB was then signed and plans put in place to trade Kolb for a future draft pick.

During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.

Question: Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs than Obama last year?


Here's your hard ass

epic ... hard ass mother fu**er

A favorite pole and Hillary eats it ...


This is funny.  The "poll" finds that people who rejected one asshat crook in favor of another asshat crook now have buyer's remorse and the answer is to switch back to asshat crook number one.

Another Nail in Global Warmist Coffin

The Debate Is Over

Beware Asshats Who Debate Science

Dr. Ivar Giaever, a former professor with Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute and the 1973 winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, abruptly announced his resignation Tuesday, Sept. 13, from the premier physics society in disgust over its officially stated policy that "global warming is occurring."

Heal Asshole

The official position of the American Physical Society (APS) supports the theory that man's actions have inexorably led to the warming of the planet, through increased emissions of carbon dioxide.

Giaever does not agree -- and put it bluntly and succinctly in the subject line of his email, reprinted at Climate Depot, a website devoted to debunking the theory of man-made climate change. [Full]

Only the names have been changed to attack the ....


  In The Rich Journalist Tradition of


Sleaze Journalism

Coming Never - GMA interviews physician who treated a  future president's near fatal cocaine overdose  — or talks to another's drug dealer.