Friday, December 23, 2011

Caption Choices


Hoes in the Outfield


Head Support Deal

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

Anti-head-flop Sleep-Ade

Today's Gadget

Anti-head-flop Sleep-Ade, great for the traveler.  Arrive at your destination without neck-crik, or the embarrassment of having drooled on a companion's lap.   Genuine leather with simulated silver adjustable buckle.  $99.00 +S&H  from Simply Rugged Tell them TRKOF sent you, and receive expedited and courteous service. .


Fatwa on them ...

I'm calling a FATWA!
Michigan sewer workers pray to graven image of muhammed (?)

Akbar Nation

Christmas Eats - Italian Beef

Christamas Eve Prep
Chicago Italian Beef - In


Italian Beef Begin
(Using Bottom Round Roast)
3 cups water
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 bay leaf
1 (.7 ounce) package dry Italian-style
salad dressing mix
1 (5 pound) rump roast
1. Combine water with salt, ground black pepper, oregano, basil, onion salt, parsley, garlic powder, bay leaf, and salad dressing mix in a saucepan. Stir well, and bring to a boil.
2. Place roast in slow cooker, and pour salad dressing mixture over the meat.
3. Cover, and cook on Low for 10 to 12 hours, or on High for 4 to 5 hours. When done, remove bay leaf, and shred meat with a fork.

Will be done at midnight.  Next - making Italian rolls.

The Jog Strap

Last Minute Gift Idea For Him
Or her

cuzzin ricky

The Team of Boner, McConnel & Reid

Greetings from the  Firm of Boner, McConnell & Reid
Boner & McConnell 

The House ostensibly would agree to this new bill by "unanimous consent," meaning House Republican leadership would have pre-cleared this with all members. Failing to get unanimous consent would doom it.

The tradeoff from Democrats in the Senate: Majority Leader Harry Reid would appoint conferees so they could have a genuine conference committee between the House and Senate to negotiate differences. [Ho Ho Ho (That's three Hos)]

So, in return for giving Senate Democrats what they wanted, the Democrat Senate Majority get to appoint negotiators who will engineer a deal to last the full year.  Or am I rum groggy?  This looks like an instant replay of  August's Debt Ceiling I, where Republicans caved  and raised the debt limit to some point in a  distant galaxy.  Remember? In return for giving Democrats what they demanded, a "Commission" dominated by the freakiest Democrat senators would rule on future spending.  The absence of a compromise agreement (duh) would trigger $1.2 trillion in spending cuts spread over 10 years, split equally between defense and spending.Democrats don't care about.  Remember?  Come on Mayan calender!  Please be quicker than this slow death,