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Head Support Deal

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Anti-head-flop Sleep-Ade

“ Anti-head-flop Sleep-Ade, great for the traveler.  Arrive at your destination without neck-crik, or the embarrassment of having drooled on a companion's lap.   Genuine leather with simulated silver adjustable buckle.  $99.00 +S&H  from Simply Rugged.  Tell them TRKOF sent you, and receive expedited and courteous service. . ”

Fatwa on them ...

I'm calling a FATWA! Michigan sewer workers pray to graven image of muhammed (?)

Christmas Eats - Italian Beef

CHRISTMAS Christamas Eve Prep Chicago Italian Beef - In

“ (Using Bottom Round Roast) Ingredients: 3 cups water 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon ground black pepper 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1 teaspoon dried basil 1 teaspoon onion salt 1 teaspoon dried parsley 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 bay leaf 1 (.7 ounce) package dry Italian-style salad dressing mix 1 (5 pound) rump roast Directions: 1. Combine water with salt, ground black pepper, oregano, basil, onion salt, parsley, garlic powder, bay leaf, and salad dressing mix in a saucepan. Stir well, and bring to a boil. 2. Place roast in slow cooker, and pour salad dressing mixture over the meat. 3. Cover, and cook on Low for 10 to 12 hours, or on High for 4 to 5 hours. When done, remove bay leaf, and shred meat with a fork. Will be done at midnight.  Next - making Italian rolls. ”

The Jog Strap

Last Minute Gift Idea For Him
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The Team of Boner, McConnel & Reid

Greetings from the  Firm of Boner, McConnell & Reid

“ The House ostensibly would agree to this new bill by "unanimous consent," meaning House Republican leadership would have pre-cleared this with all members. Failing to get unanimous consent would doom it. The tradeoff from Democrats in the Senate: Majority Leader Harry Reid would appoint conferees so they could have a genuine conference committee between the House and Senate to negotiate differences. [Ho Ho Ho (That's three Hos)] So, in return for giving Senate Democrats what they wanted, the Democrat Senate Majority get to appoint negotiators who will engineer a deal to last the full year.  Or am I rum groggy?  This looks like an instant replay of  August's Debt Ceiling I, where Republicans caved  and raised the debt limit to some point in a  distant galaxy.  Remember? In return for giving Democrats what they demanded, a "Commission" dominated by the freakiest Democrat senators would rule on future spending.  The absence of a compromise agreement (duh) would trigger $1.2 trillion in spending cuts spread over 10 years, split equally between defense and spending.Democrats don't care about.  Remember?  Come on Mayan calender!  Please be quicker than this slow death, ”