Monday, January 23, 2012

13 rules

Tails of the Gun

13 Rules



 

Birds in the Bush

1. Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

2. It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

4. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

5. Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
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7. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.

9. If you’re in a gunfight:

- If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

-  If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

-  If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

10. In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

11. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

12. You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

13. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.



politically-incorrect-gun-rules   via skyhawker-doug and smibsid





6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Re #6 : Han shot first ;-)

Helly said...

Rodge, the 1st rule of talking about guns is that it should be interesting. Let me help.

14. Adapt to your situation.

I'm from Vermont where we have no gun regulation. You buy a gun, stick it in your bag, and live happily ever after. Moving to Florida, I have been intimidated by requirements to get a permit, take a shooting class, and who knows what else. So I bought a completely unregulated speargun.

Now I know what you're thinking: Sure that's great for filling the freezer with delicious protein, but how effective could it be for home defense? Let's look at the pros and cons.

The speargun is stored with the shaft in place, but with the power bands unloaded. So it takes a sec to pull them back. Even with a spare shaft, you get exactly 1 surprise shot with a range of 20 feet. Overall length is 68", so concealed carry is out.

OTOH, accuracy is better than my 9mm Glock. The shaft has a 5/16" diameter, hinged barbs, a length of 60", and weights a pound and half. Velocity is about 100 feet per sec. So there is plenty of penetration and stopping power. Plenty.

Plus, the shaft is tethered to the gun muzzle with 200 pound test line. So in case I don't stone the perp, he still can't run away. The speargun has a fixed 4" kill spike under the muzzle to finish the job. It's not very sharp. hehe

Images at https://picasaweb.google.com/flavrt/DivemasterQuest starting at #28. I'm the one in the yellowtails.

Anonymous said...

Of course he did Stu and rightfully so.....the lib moviemaker had to change it to keep his PC standing in holywierd.



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DougM said...

Two quail taken as game is a brace of quail.
Two quail tails carrying a brace of quail is a bevy.

Hello, sweetcheeks. Would you like to come back to my place?
I'm game.
*bang*
(What? Yeah, the old jokes are the best.)

Anonymous said...

AHHH , Beautiful Women , and Beautiful Guns 2 of my favorite things . I can sit , and caress them for hours There's nothing like feeling the curves , and admiring rich colors , and the smells ! Few things in this world are as exciting as staring into the breech of a fine over , under , as your sporting begins ! (you can keep your plastic ones) ; ) > SMIBSID

Anonymous said...

The one on the right has a fine little box-lock , with just a touch of engraving ! The recoil pad is nice also ; ) > SMIBSID

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