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Obama
has finally balanced the budget. The national debt is now the same size
as the economy.
Q. How can you tell if Obama is
lying?
A. His teleprompter is glowing.
Q. Why is Obama more popular in
China than in America?
A. He created jobs over there.
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"I do not like Barack Obam, I do not like his health care scam. I do
not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do
not like it when he steals, I do not like his secret deals. I do not
like that metro man, I do not like his 'YES WE CAN.' I do not like his
spending spree, does he not know that nothing's free? I do not like his
smug replies, I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his
kind
of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope." Dr. Sheesh (anon)
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Q. Why
isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They
don't screen passengers on Air Force One.
If you voted for Obama in 2008, it proved
you are not a racist. If you vote for Obama again in 2012, it will
prove that you are one.
Q. What's the difference between Obama
opponents and Obama supporters?
A. The first group works for a living while
the second group votes for a living.
The Obama administration has decided to get
rid of the old USDA food pyramid. It's being replaced with a food
minaret.
Barack
Obama has reportedly started holding a weekly séance in the Oval
Office.
So
far, he has only managed to channel Jimmy Carter.
Q. Why does Obama always
oppose Israel?
A. Because he's an alumnus
of the other team.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a Jackass with Barack Obama?
A: Barack Obama.
Everybody knows that
beer is better than Obama. Click
Obama
Beer to read the many reasons why.
For the funny side of
ObamaCare, click here. You'll
laugh yourself sick.
For more of these here
jokes, click here.
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