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RUNNERS UP On a diet, then, madam? Very well, allow me to remove the toppings for you. - Doug M I'll be right back with your diet coke. - K9 And would madam care for more appetizer? Doug M The pot luck special
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Monday, January 23, 2012
The Pot Luck Special
15 comments:
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BlogDog said...
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And for dessert we do have the traditional wafer thin mint...
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1/23/12, 9:20 PM
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Chris in NC said...
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Before he starred in James Cameron's version, Leo DiCaprio had an unheralded role in a previous version of the movie where he played a steam room worker who stumbled into the kitchen and became a waiter...
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1/23/12, 9:32 PM
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Ten Mile Island said...
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"The medium is the message."
-Marshall McLuhan
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1/23/12, 9:56 PM
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K-nine said...
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I'll be right back with your diet coke.
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1/23/12, 10:32 PM
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Anonymous said...
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No TMI, the Jumbo is the message.
Casca -
1/23/12, 10:52 PM
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DougM said...
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• The theme for this month's Monty Python Re-enactment Society meeting is "The Meaning of Life."
• Shall I super-size that madam?
• Would you hold the doggie bag open for me, please, madam?
• The lady at the next table said, "I'll have what she's having," so I'm taking yours over to her.
• Halal? Oh, I'm sure it must be, madam.
• Well, there's not much Spam in it.
• Your fettuccine guano, madam.
• And would madam care for more appetizer?
• Yes, madam. Guaranteed organic, gluten-free, high-fiber, vegetarian silage.
• I highly recommend it, madam. It's what our chef's dinner eats.
• We have it flown in fresh daily from the kelp forests of California.
• On a diet, then, madam? Very well, allow me to remove the toppings for you.
• See? Your little Peke was in there all the time. -
1/23/12, 11:13 PM
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Ole Phat (87kg) Stu said...
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OTOH, we have had the case of a famous cook expelling a supermodel (aka bag-of-bones) from his restaurant, saying he didn't want any paparazzi photos of her leaving his establishment, "it would be bad advertising" :-)
And yet you never hear of restaurant owners turning people away for being too fat! :-( -
1/24/12, 12:22 AM
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Anonymous said...
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fettuccine guano
DougM is in a dead heat with RKOF!
I hadn't caught my breath from RKOF's caption and pic when I read that. HFS, I'm choking and gasping here guys, ease up will ya.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
1/24/12, 1:35 AM
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Buford T. Justice said...
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"Perfect! Now, where did I put my packet of 'Sensa'?"
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1/24/12, 1:40 AM
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Jess said...
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Yes I have lost some weight. It's so sweet of you to notice.
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1/24/12, 7:41 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Perhaps madam will be able to keep it down THIS TIME. And madam need not worry, there's lots more room in the vomit bucket now.
CF in CO -
1/24/12, 9:04 AM
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Anonymous said...
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And sir, please make sure those strands of MY spaghetti on YOUR jacket make it onto MY plate.
CF in CO -
1/24/12, 9:09 AM
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Cheesy said...
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"He put up one heck of a fight, but here is your Flying Spaghetti Monster Alfredo..."
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1/24/12, 1:36 PM
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DougM said...
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• Compliments of the Kanamit gentleman at the end of the bar, madam.
• Pardon, madam, but you have a little something on your chin. No, your other chin.
• No, madam, these portions are not meant as an insult. Your other waiters will be along shortly.
• I'm sorry, madam, but that is the strongest fork we have. -
1/24/12, 4:27 PM
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DougM said...
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Swingin' after the bell, here, boss:
• It's a variation of the ploughman's lunch we call the stable-boy.
• I'm sorry, madam. We're out of the Caesar salad. Perhaps madam would enjoy our Hurcules Augean salad, instead.
(okay, I'm done) -
1/25/12, 1:21 PM
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