Saturday, March 31, 2012

Breasts are useful

Res Ipsa Loquitur
Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets    


Dairy Farm Style Breast Pumps


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What?  Don't have twins?  Don't have any kids*?  Why let them go to waste? Be creative.
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     *The primary method of inducing milk production in a woman who has not given birth is to have a baby sucking well at the breast.

3/31/2012 10:38:00 AM 5 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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5 comments:

DougM said...

Do they make a larger size?
Oh... no reason.

3/31/12, 12:02 PM
DonM said...

Oh DougM. You're a bad man having thoughts like that. You could use the vacuum cleaner hose but you'll just get a big hickey on the end of your dick.

3/31/12, 12:22 PM
DougM said...

DonM,
you're gonna hafta quit leavin' yourself open like that.
Some unscrupulous wag might be tempted to point out the embarrassing logical conclusion.

3/31/12, 4:13 PM
DonM said...

DougM
Thanks man I'll be more careful in the future.
By way of explanation though, I was a Fireman/Paramedic in L.A.Co. and I saw and treated some really weird shit over the years.

3/31/12, 7:03 PM
DougM said...

DonM,
Ohhh, well-deflected.
You're goood.
You have real press-secretary potential.

3/31/12, 9:56 PM

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