Friday, March 09, 2012

Job Testing


How Tim W came to be a pilot



Res Ipsa Loquitur

.One of the questions from the career placement test given college student applicants for a military commission.
 
"Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect"
 
Those who answered "spine" went to medical school...the rest went to pilot training.



   Tim W
3/09/2012 07:25:00 PM 7 Comments

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool I get to be a pilot then??


Dien Cai Dau

3/9/12, 8:02 PM
Jim - PRS said...

Da wild blue yonda for me.

3/9/12, 8:26 PM
Anonymous said...

Pilot? I thought he said pirate.

Casca

3/9/12, 9:53 PM
DougM said...

Hunh ...
Wonder where SNIPE gets you sent?
Into the PINES with a rifle, I expect.

Oh, and there's this old'n:
• Millie, what part of a man's body expands to seven times its normal size when stimulated?
• *tehee* I don't know, teacher. The, uhm, penis?
• No, the eye's pupil. You're in for a big disappointment in life, Millie.

3/9/12, 11:22 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...

And come half-way down your legs? Why, your PNIES of course (the P is silent, an in pbath ;-)

3/10/12, 1:17 AM
Ole Phat Stu said...

AS in bath, goddamn typo!

3/10/12, 1:18 AM
Anonymous said...

It was funnier with the typo, Stu.\--Skyhawker, Doug

3/10/12, 8:41 AM

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