Sunday, May 13, 2012

Oprah-Wookie Cat Fight

                                                                         STFU Michelle

Oprah & Wookie
Sitting in a Tree
C-A-T Fight I-N-G

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Jealous Michelle vs. Oprah

How two of America’s most powerful women grew to despise each other

The problem seemed to originate from two of Michelle’s advisers, Valerie Jarrett and Desirée Rogers, the new White House social secretary. They resented Oprah’s meddling in their bailiwick. Among other things, Oprah had a plan to redecorate the Lincoln bedroom. She also had ideas about how Michelle could put more zing into White House social events.
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“Michelle makes it clear to her inner circle, and this certainly includes Valerie, that she wants women around Barack watched and wants info about who he has an eye for and gets touchy with,” this person continued. “The thing is, she knows, like everybody, about JFK’s shenanigans, and she thinks, hey, JFK was young and good looking like my guy.

“Michelle talked to Gayle King about it, just talking as friends. She has become much closer to Gayle than to Oprah, to Oprah’s anger and surprise. She told Gayle that if she found out her husband was running around, she wouldn’t keep quiet. Gayle was kind of astonished that she would say that.”

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“Michelle seemed to direct her answers and asides to Gayle, rather than Oprah,” the Harpo exec continued. “It made both Oprah and Gayle very uncomfortable, which may have been the idea. Oprah struck back by asking Michelle whether she and the president were still fighting a lot. Taken aback by such a personal question, Michelle stumbled, then finally managed to say that the marital arguing had been a ‘growth point’ in their relationship.”  -- Read more:

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8 comments:

I-RIGHT-I said...

Jerry Springer writ large or, maybe extra large.

Anonymous said...

The difference was/is, JFK wasn't the ghey.

Anonymous said...

"young and good looking like my guy"

'Chelle got something going on the side, ya think?

Sir H the (not sure who to cheer for in this horse's ass race) Comet

Anonymous said...

So you're saying is B.O is B. Anging Oprah?

Stop the presses!

pdwalker said...

AHhaha... too funny.

When a beard won't do, strike up a cat fight! That'll show everyone how manly he is!

george said...

How was it said, "drag a hundred dollar bill through..."

Anonymous said...

Yet she didn't bat an eye at that Reggie Love "batman" fella...

Poor MO.

Anonymous said...

These stories about Mo's envy of other females are just PR plants to counter the growing national awareness that Barack is as queer as a goatherder's mud hut full of horny Imams.

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