Not the sharpest tool ...

“ This isn't the first time that Stevens has been caught doing yard work in the buff. Neighbors told sheriffs that they've seen his 5-foot, 11-inch, 210-pound body sans clothes several times in the past, Newsday reported. When Stevens saw the officer, he ran inside his house. A neighbor had called the sheriff's office to complain about Stevens, who reportedly had been seen naked in his yard by neighbors several times in the past, according to Newsday. [Arrested For Operating Power Tool With No Clothing] There, but for the grace of god ... ”