Wednesday, August 22, 2012

French Kissed



French tourists given (suspended) jail terms for pretending to kiss Buddah statue.

"He had very bad breath"
Res Ipsa Loquitor

I guess Sri Lanka doesn't have an ACLU chapter. 


5 comments:

DougM said...

French, eh?
I'm havin' trouble grasping the issue, here, Boss.
Touristing while French is widely known to be a misdemeanor in most of the civilized world.
Touristing while German is a military issue and is more severely punished.
Touristing while British near a soccer match is usually treated as a felony.
Touristing while Irish is ignored, since the liquor industry owns most gov'ts.
Touristing while Italian is not acknowledged publicly in polite societies.
Touristing while Spanish is ignored, since nobody wants angry Spaniards on their hands.
Touristing while American is, of course, not a crime, since it's the engine of many local economies
… and we buy round-trip tickets.

Anonymous said...

How 'bout we send them ours? We'll never miss them.
Geo

Anonymous said...

French and tourists. That's two strikes right there!
Tim

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Recidivist? - Should have kept him in jail. 
Drunk, half-naked lab worker arrested after allegedly partying with
monkeys

TimO said...

French? They're lucky it was only a kiss!!!!

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