Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Powerball v. Tort Lottery

Monday, August 13, 2012

Powerball v. Tort Lottery

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The chances of winning a lottery jackpot during your lifetime are almost zero. This simulator lets you put this to the test without spending a single penny.

A device no doubt created by the law firm Dewey, Needem and Cheatem to drive home the point that a lawsuit is a better roll of the dice. Hasn't someone invaded your personal space lately?

Rodger the Real King of France 8/13/2012 09:48:00 AM 11 Comments

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11 comments:

K-nine said...: I would be so angry if I tried that simulator and hit, having wasted a perfectly good probability flaw.; 8/13/12, 12:53 PM
Anonymous said...: yeah, well I'm still gonna throw 20 down that rabbit hole.....cause ya just never know.
jr; 8/13/12, 12:56 PM
Anonymous said...: I thought the old saw was, "Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe."

jdallen; 8/13/12, 1:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Do not allow facts to ruin the beauty of the thing.

Casca; 8/13/12, 1:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe is from the Tappet Brothers PBS show - Click and Clack. I loved the show until PBS went off the deep end about 8 years ago.

Bolivar; 8/13/12, 1:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe is from the Tappet Brothers PBS show - Click and Clack. I loved the show until PBS went off the deep end about 8 years ago.

Bolivar; 8/13/12, 1:57 PM
Jess said...: After hearing some progressive, snarky remarks on that show, I realized I was hoping they'd get their dick caught in a fan belt.

That's when I quit listening.; 8/13/12, 2:12 PM
Anonymous said...: No Bolivar; Dewey, Cheatham and Howe is from The Three Stooges.
GrinfilledCelt; 8/13/12, 2:40 PM
Anonymous said...: For a buck you get an afternoon of pleasant dreams. I buy my mom one a couple times a month. Cheaper and better than flowers, and less to throw away.; 8/13/12, 9:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe was a restaurant on North Division in Spokane, Washington. Great food! Sorry, don't know if it's still there.; 8/13/12, 11:49 PM
Anonymous said...: Dewey's Burgers & Brew
3022 N Division St, Spokane, WA 99207 » Map (509) 325-7443

changed the name to protect ... Ummh... the lawyers?

tomw; 8/14/12, 1:08 PM

Monday, August 13, 2012

Powerball v. Tort Lottery

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